Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Mr. Finebaum can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Paul Finebaum. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Krystal's Restraunt."