Takeo needs to come home after he retires.

[Saniflush]

Takeo Spikes @ TakeoSpikes51 5m

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“ @ montalmorton: @ TakeoSpikes51 TK can I get a roll tide”--Yea after I take my laxative in the morn when I'm on the toilet--"WarFUC*INGEAGLE"

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[The Prowler]

Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".

[Saniflush]

Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".

Ok it's really hard to get me to laugh in the morning.  This did it.

[The Prowler]

Ok it's really hard to get me to laugh in the morning.  This did it.

Damn, what time is it? Oh, well good mornin'...I'm going to get some sleep, see y'all after a while.

[Tiger Wench]

Imagine him as the LB Coach...our LBers would become cannibals. You have "The Steel Curtain", "The Fearsome Foursome", "The Purple People Eaters", "The Monsters of The Midway", "The New York Sack Exchange", "The Doomsday Defense I & II"...Auburn would have "The NO NECK Mutha Fuckers That Literally Eat People".

Fixt.  But what a yummy shiver inducing thought...

[Vandy Vol]

Do you really want Takeo there?

Sure, he'd give attitude to your defense, but what happens when he snaps and Auburn's PD can't stop him?


He'll eat the Brawny Man's intestines, burst through the locker room door, and tear Chizik's head off.  That's what will happen.

[wesfau2]

Do you really want Takeo there?

Sure, he'd give attitude to your defense, but what happens when he snaps and Auburn's PD can't stop him?


He'll eat the Brawny Man's intestines, burst through the locker room door, and tear Chizik's head off.  That's what will happen.

Totally worth it.

[AWK]

Totally worth it.

Have to agree. Sacrifices must be made.

[AUTiger1]

Have to agree. Sacrifices must be made.

Yeah, how could you not want this coaching your linebackers.  Damn Takeo, you scary!

[Tiger Wench]

He wouldn't even have to coach.  He could just stand on the sidelines, with his arms crossed, staring at the players, who would then execute a flawless play every time out of sheer terror.  The only problem would be cleaning the urine stains off the floor of the indoor practice field.