That big hunk of brass and $3

[Kaos]

Will buy you a gallon of gasoline. 

Robert Griffin III decides he's ready for NFL. 

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/_/id/7447477/2012-nfl-draft-qb-robert-griffin-iii-telling-baylor-bears-going-pro

NFL is not amused. 

I'll be honest.  I had a few doubts about Cam making an immediate impact and wondered what kind of career he'd eventually have.  RGIII isn't in the same universe as Cam.  He can't even see Cam's universe.  Of course Chris Mortensen says "people say he can throw the ball better than CAM NEWTON!"  He's a top ten pick!!!

Fuck a duck.  People are stupid.  All of a sudden everybody's Cam Newton.  These fucking morons have no idea just how special Cam is.  Griffin couldn't tie Cam's shoes. 

This is a mistake. 

Come back in five years and revisit this.  RGIII is not NFL ready.  Not sure he's SEC ready.  Little to no chance at making an NFL impact.

[JR4AU]

Will buy you a gallon of gasoline. 

Robert Griffin III decides he's ready for NFL. 

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/_/id/7447477/2012-nfl-draft-qb-robert-griffin-iii-telling-baylor-bears-going-pro

NFL is not amused. 

I'll be honest.  I had a few doubts about Cam making an immediate impact and wondered what kind of career he'd eventually have.  RGIII isn't in the same universe as Cam.  He can't even see Cam's universe.  Of course Chris Mortensen says "people say he can throw the ball better than CAM NEWTON!"  He's a top ten pick!!!

Fuck a duck.  People are stupid.  All of a sudden everybody's Cam Newton.  These fucking morons have no idea just how special Cam is.  Griffin couldn't tie Cam's shoes. 

This is a mistake. 

Come back in five years and revisit this.  RGIII is not NFL ready.  Not sure he's SEC ready.  Little to no chance at making an NFL impact.

Before Cam, every black QB was Jamracus Russell. 

[Kaos]

Before Cam, every black QB was Jamracus Russell.

RGIII is a hell of a lot closer to Jamarcus than Cam. 

"They say he played in a spread offense.  They say he mostly runs the ball. Well hell, they said that about Cam Newton too.  Didn't he have like 40,000 passing yards in the NFL?" 

By that logic I will be playing in the NBA next month.  They say I'm too short to play there.  Didn't they say that about Muggsy Bogues, too?  Well hell, didn't he even dunk?  Sneaker contract here I come.  Look out Kobe, I'll be rapin bitches coast to coast.

[JR4AU]

RGIII is a hell of a lot closer to Jamarcus than Cam. 

"They say he played in a spread offense.  They say he mostly runs the ball. Well hell, they said that about Cam Newton too.  Didn't he have like 40,000 passing yards in the NFL?" 

By that logic I will be playing in the NBA next month.  They say I'm too short to play there.  Didn't they say that about Muggsy Bogues, too?  Well hell, didn't he even dunk?  Sneaker contract here I come.  Look out Kobe, I'll be rapin bitches coast to coast.

Probably, except Jamracus is an idiot with a shitty work ethic.

[Snaggletiger]

Before Cam, every black QB was Jamracus Russell.

Cam is black?

[AUJarhead]

Cam is black?

That, and he'll never make it in the pros.

[Saniflush]

Cam is black?

Only when he smiles and makes children cry.