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Differences. We all have them.

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Differences. We all have them.
« on: January 05, 2012, 09:29:12 AM »
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any and all mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 10:14:52 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 10:21:09 AM »


Stereotypes: They are for the most part based on real life precedence.

Ive seen each and every one of CCT's situations listed in real life from one or more people.

Sterotype Examples that are true for the most part:

Germans are stubborn, good engineers and make cool cars
French are snobby and hate the US
Muslims blow shit up and fight a lot
Jews are cheap....and also blow shit up and fight a lot.
Irish get drunk and then get angry
Japs take pictures and are shorter than avg
Blacks like big rims, rap music and fried chicken
English think they are perfect (see French)
Mexicans work cheap and like Tequila
Indians smell bad and like to be in the IT industry and own 7/11's
Italians have good food and mafiosos
Chinese make cheap goods
Russians love communism...and vodka
Swedes are blonde and tall
Brazilian and Spanish women are hot
RWS fucks goats
« Last Edit: January 05, 2012, 10:30:13 AM by GH2001 »
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 10:40:18 AM »
Stereotypes: They are for the most part based on real life precedence.

Ive seen each and every one of CCT's situations listed in real life from one or more people.

Even stereotypes which are supported by statistical probabilities amongst groups of people are still misleading.  It's the old "us vs. them" mentality that wants to assume that "they" are wrong and "we" are right.

It's fine to approach situations with knowledge of stereotypes, but ultimately you've got to treat each person as an individual and not assume that they behave or believe as you think they should behave or believe.

Otherwise, I'm free to assume that you have an unhealthy obsession with mayonnaise and a small penis.  Cracker.
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 10:44:14 AM »
Even stereotypes which are supported by statistical probabilities amongst groups of people are still misleading.  It's the old "us vs. them" mentality that wants to assume that "they" are wrong and "we" are right.

It's fine to approach situations with knowledge of stereotypes, but ultimately you've got to treat each person as an individual and not assume that they behave or believe as you think they should behave or believe.

Otherwise, I'm free to assume that you have an unhealthy obsession with mayonnaise and a small penis.  Cracker.

I love Mayo!

And for your information bucko, whites have bigger peckers on average than Mexicans and Asians. I always thought of the asians as having the stereotype for a small penis. Whites are obsessed with cutting the grass for fun and other stupid shit. Its all funny to me. Google Russell Peters - Indian Comedian but born and raised in North America. He runs through all of the stereotypes in his act and its hilarious. Especially when he picks on the Indians and English.
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 10:50:23 AM »
And for your information bucko, whites have bigger peckers on average than Mexicans and Asians.

That's because they're not people.

I always thought of the asians as having the stereotype for a small penis. Whites are obsessed with cutting the grass for fun and other stupid shit. Its all funny to me. Google Russell Peters - Indian Comedian but born and raised in North America. He runs through all of the stereotypes in his act and its hilarious. Especially when he picks on the Indians and English.

I don't really give a shit either; stereotypes are fun.  I just don't rely upon them in real life scenarios to determine a person's political stance on various topics.

Also, shit like this may happen:

Brazilian and Spanish women are hot

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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 10:52:20 AM »
I don't know who would have the worse internet cache on their computers.  VV or Kaos.
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 10:52:51 AM »
Dims that do not fall into these categories do exist. But then again so do gay republicans.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 10:54:50 AM »
I don't know who would have the worse internet cache on their computers.  VV or Kaos.

That depends on your opinion of goat dick.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 10:55:21 AM »
And KISS porn.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 10:59:11 AM »
That's because they're not people.

I don't really give a shit either; stereotypes are fun.  I just don't rely upon them in real life scenarios to determine a person's political stance on various topics.

Also, shit like this may happen:



I just spit up in my mouth.

Again, stereotypes dont exist because they are 100% accurate, but they do exist because there is a known historical precedence.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 10:59:37 AM »
And KISS porn.

Kaos has an Ace blow up doll.
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 11:08:33 AM »


Thought this to be appropriate for this thread.

I tell you what gets stereotyped all the time............fucking LED's.  I for one am tired of it!  Why does everyone always have to put them down?
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 11:12:40 AM »


Thought this to be appropriate for this thread.

I tell you what gets stereotyped all the time............fucking LED's.  I for one am tired of it!  Why does everyone always have to put them down?

Listen here you environmental wacko. I bet you like high taxes, minorities and saving endangered birds from ANWAR too don't you? Do you smoke the pot? Get off my lawn hippie!
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 11:15:37 AM »
Listen here you environmental wacko. I bet you like high taxes, minorities and saving endangered birds from ANWAR too don't you? Do you smoke the pot? Get off my lawn hippie!

Damn!  Sums me up perfectly.  You also forgot that I am a vegan, card carrying member of PETA and love, love, love, love me a Prius.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 11:18:32 AM »
Damn!  Sums me up perfectly.  You also forgot that I am a vegan, card carrying member of PETA and love, love, love, love me a Prius.

And don't forget the most important part - you want all those to be mandated upon the public since you think it's a better way of life in general for human kind.  Open borders, utopia, koombaya!!
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2012, 11:24:45 AM »
And don't forget the most important part - you want all those to be mandated upon the public since you think it's a better way of life in general for human kind.  Open borders, utopia, koombaya!!

Why of course.  I actually think we ought to take all money and goods and distribute them out so that everyone gets an equal portion.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2012, 11:48:04 AM »
Why of course.  I actually think we ought to take all money and goods and distribute them out so that everyone gets an equal portion.

Kind of a "spread the wealth" idea? Ya know, thats a great idea. We really should put a guy in the White House who will do just that. Ideas abound!
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2012, 11:54:25 AM »
Damn!  Sums me up perfectly.  You also forgot that I am a vegan, card carrying member of PETA and love, love, love, love me a Prius.

Prius? Ain't that the name of that little hindu girl on Big Bang Theory? She is hot....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Differences. We all have them.
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2012, 11:56:50 AM »
Prius? Ain't that the name of that little hindu girl on Big Bang Theory? She is hot....

Yeah, but she probably smells and writes bad computer code at 7/11.
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