When the zombie apocalypse comes, can you adopt me?
Sure but I get to be the big spoon.
Oh and yesterday I held the next gun I'm buying. The new Kel Tec Bull Pup. 15 rounds of 12 gauge sweetness.
If you don't mind me asking, what's the cost?
I might be getting one, still having to sweet talk the man.
I didn't know that you were gay.