More plaudits for Al from Dadeville

[Townhallsavoy]

Harvey Updyke - the oaf that Alabama fans claim to repudiate - wins Finebaum caller of the year award after receiving 40% of the fan votes. 

[Buzz Killington]

and this surprises you how?

[djsimp]

and this surprises you how?

I'm surprised its not a higher percentage.

[Townhallsavoy]

and this surprises you how?

Not surprised at all. 

Just further documentation of who Alabama fans truly are as a whole.

[Jumbo]

Fuck Updyke, I hope you drop the soap bitch.

[djsimp]

Fuck Updyke, I hope you drop the soap bitch.

[Snaggletiger]

How do you have a show with guests like Gary Danielson and Tim Brando and Steve Spurrier and Danny Sher...wait, scratch that....

and your caller of the year is a dumpy, fat ass, tree poisoning, fucked up child naming, redneck criminal piece of shit?

[JR4AU]

How do you have a show with guests like Gary Danielson and Tim Brando and Steve Spurrier and Danny Sher...wait, scratch that....

and your caller of the year is a dumpy, fat ass, tree poisoning, fucked up child naming, redneck criminal piece of shit?

Because the one's that claim to decry what he did, are liars.  The stereotype bammer is the majority of their fan base.   They're really mostly redneck pieces of shit.  Decent, working, educated alum, and donors are by far the minority of the crimson nation.

[GH2001]

Because the one's that claim to decry what he did, are liars.  The stereotype bammer is the majority of their fan base.   They're really mostly redneck pieces of shit.  Decent, working, educated alum, and donors are by far the minority of the crimson nation.

But Pawwlll, weez not awll like that'theyrr updyke fellar.

Agree though. Many simply said that line to save face in public. While hiding their own true feelings behind closed doors. I remember Chad telling a story earlier in the year about a coworker or something, telling his true feelings about it - not knowing anyone was nearby or hearing him.

[AUChizad]

But Pawwlll, weez not awll like that'theyrr updyke fellar.

Agree though. Many simply said that line to save face in public. While hiding their own true feelings behind closed doors. I remember Chad telling a story earlier in the year about a coworker or something, telling his true feelings about it - not knowing anyone was nearby or hearing him.

Yes, that was like the day after. Some faggot that wore blazers to work every day to the job where we could wear t-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops.

Showed another douchey bammer coworker the "Free Harvey Updyke" shirt on his phone and said in the most aristocratic douchey tone, "Oh my gosh, that's hil-aaar-ious."

He said "that's hilarious" exactly like this.

Skip to 3:15. Actually, don't, watch the whole thing, because it's funny.

Epilogue: We need a separate word to differentiate the typical mouthbreeding redneck bammer with the rarer complete and utter Greg McElroy douchebags.

[djsimp]

Epilogue: We need a separate word to differentiate the typical mouthbreeding redneck bammer with the rarer complete and utter Greg McElroy douchebags.

I thought we did; bammers and Updykes.

[AUChizad]

I thought we did; bammers and Updykes.

Right, Updyke is one extreme. I'm saying we need a word for the opposite extreme.

Gaytalese maybe?

[djsimp]

Right, Updyke is one extreme. I'm saying we need a word for the opposite extreme.

Gaytalese maybe?

Embers?

[Jumbo]

I will never listen to the Finebaum show again. I'll tune in to Scarbo and Barbo on 97.3 the fan. The Updkyke shits the last straw. http://www.973thezone.com/