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Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies

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Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« on: December 20, 2011, 01:02:21 PM »
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North Charleston Police Department

 

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
Police: Man Trying To Hide Drug Evidence In Squad Car

POSTED: 7:13 am PST December 20, 2011
UPDATED: 7:18 am PST December 20, 2011

A South Carolina man's brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother's backside.

Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.

But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside.


Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward.

"It's sickening," North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. "I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it."

Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 01:05:21 PM »
For a min there, I thought this was Vandy Vol. But as of 15 mins ago he posted something, so I know he's not dead. Anyone seen AWK?
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 02:25:33 PM »
 Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies

If you gave me a million guesses on new topics.  This would not have made it.
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 04:06:46 PM »
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies

If you gave me a million guesses on new topics.  This would not have made it.
Bro's before Ho's?
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 04:11:20 PM »
That must have been some good ass shit.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 04:15:36 PM »
That must have been some good ass shit.

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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 04:21:18 PM »
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies

If you gave me a million guesses on new topics.  This would not have made it.

A good alternate title would have been "when rim jobs go bad"
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 04:28:08 PM »
For a min there, I thought this was Vandy Vol. But as of 15 mins ago he posted something, so I know he's not dead. Anyone seen AWK?

The last time I saw him was in the back of a car with a guy who was pulling a bag of cocaine out of hi-....wait a minute...
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 04:33:40 PM »
A good alternate title would have been "when rim jobs go bad"

Or:      Looking for blow in all the wrong places.
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 04:35:30 PM »
Or:      Looking for blow in all the wrong places.

Or, "Cocaine: The Shittiest Drug To Eat"
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 04:36:42 PM »
So enquiring minds want to know.  Did his brother phsically take it out of his ass and hand it to him?  Or did they both get on all 4's and he nuzzled that starfish?
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 04:38:51 PM »
Or, "Cocaine: The Shittiest Drug To Eat"

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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2011, 07:09:29 PM »
Dumbasses - that's not how you turn coke incto crack
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 11:40:00 PM »
So enquiring minds want to know.  Did his brother phsically take it out of his ass and hand it to him?  Or did they both get on all 4's and he nuzzled that starfish?



This is a phenomenon in our society.  Finally, someone who deserves to die from a stupid decision actually dies.  Most of the time you can't kill these fuckers and they drain society for 40-60 years.
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 02:03:51 PM »
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Re: Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Ass, Dies
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM »
If you wanna hang out, you've got to take her out
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