I hate that I missed it. I head a snippet on the way into work this morning but wasn't really paying attention. Cliffs?
In bold really happened. The rest is just me funning because Santorum gets on my last nerve.
CNN Moderator John King: So, were gonna start the debate off by asking, Newt what he thinks about his ex wife spilling the beans about him on ABC right before the SC election. Mr Speaker, what do you think about that? Would you like to talk about that with us?
Newt: NO.....But I will. How dare you open this debate with that kind of crap. CNN is a real piece of shit for doing it. It doesn't get any more low down than that. And don't try to blame ABC. You chose to ask the question and it had nothing to do with the issues. You are a real piece of shit John and your network should be ashamed for doing, and so should you - little cocksucker. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
CNN Mod: Umm ok, thanks Mr Speaker. I will ask the other candidates what they think about it as well.
Mitt Romney: Let's talk about the real issues, can we please?
Ron Paul: The media's always trying to make us look bad. That is what is happening here. Corporations own the media so they are to blame as well.
Rick Santorum: I'm a Christian. I'm going to heaven. I never cheated like Newt. He will have to answer to God one day. Did I mention I am a Christian? Ya know, we should really bring back family values. My father came from Italy and....CNN Mod: Umm Mr Santorum, we didn't ask you about your father.
Santorum: Oh, right. Gotcha. Sorry, its just such a good story to tell. Makes me look like a regular Joe American.
NEWT: Yes we know Rick - you tell this story every 4 mins.
Santorum: Newt, are you going to heaven? Because I am pretty sure I am the only one on the stage who is. I am a Christian. I have values.