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Further proof of his unworthiness...
« on: December 09, 2011, 09:57:41 AM »
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 10:05:15 AM »
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.

Nope.  That was part of the confusion on my part that year.  How in the hell could he win the Heisman as the best player in the country when he wasn't even the best player at his position.

Toby Gerhart from Standford won it that year.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 10:07:08 AM »
Caught about 15 minutes of Finebung yesterday.  He had the dude on who got fired from ESPN...name escapes me this early in the morning.  Said he left Trent off his ballot, had Ball ahead of him.  One of the first callers was a trucker who said he was so mad he might wreck.  The ensuing vitriol was gold.  PF, who has sung this guy's praises, said he probably doesn't need to set foot in this State.

 
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 10:08:39 AM »
I also like how Finebaum and his cronies have completely turned on Gary Danielson because he thought if Alabama won, LSU and Alabama should split the title. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 10:13:50 AM »
I also like how Finebaum and his cronies have completely turned on Gary Danielson because he thought if Alabama won, LSU and Alabama should split the title.

Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 10:16:30 AM »
Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.

I'm gonna keep an eye on you, Mister
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 10:43:16 AM »
Since there seems to be so much hostility on this subject, I say that they just cancel the BCS title game this year, and award this years championship to last years winner.

But that would mean Auburn...wait...I see what you did there...
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:16:12 PM »
Heard on the radio this morning that Rent won the Doak Walker....and was bama's first recipient.

Ingram won the Heisman, but not the Doak?  Fucking undeserving HT winner.
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 01:18:27 PM »
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.

RGIII won the Davey O'Brien.

You should stick to fucking goats.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 01:21:20 PM »
RGIII won the Davey O'Brien.
I'm a dumbass anyway, Unitas is only for seniors. Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.

I should stick to fucking goats.

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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 01:23:17 PM »
Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.


The Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award® (The O'Brien) is presented annually to the nation’s best college quarterback and is the oldest and most prestigious national quarterback award. The O'Brien honors candidates who exemplify Davey O'Brien's enduring character while exhibiting teamwork, sportsmanship and leadership in both academics and athletics.

http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3

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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 01:23:22 PM »
I'm a dumbass anyway, Unitas is only for seniors. Unitas is for the "best" QB, though.

I should stick to fucking goats.

The self defecation is strong with this one.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM »
Folks here have been pimping RG3 over everybody, but he didn't even win the Unitas award....Andrew Luck did. Nobody seems to have a problem with handing it to RG3, though.

Unitas Award is for player who is a QB but is also takes stuff like charity work, community outreach, and grades into account.

O'Brien award (won by RG3) is award for best QB on the field.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 01:25:36 PM »
Unitas Award is for player who is a QB but is also takes stuff like charity work, community outreach, and grades into account.

O'Brien award (won by RG3) is award for best QB on the field.
Well, fuck me then.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 01:26:55 PM »
 *snicker*  RWS has provided several ITT.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 01:27:00 PM »
Well, fuck me then.

You've misquoted Adam Sandler.  The proper quote is:

Fuck me in the goat-ass!
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2011, 01:30:38 PM »
The Davey O'Brien National Quarterback Award® (The O'Brien) is presented annually to the nation’s best college quarterback and is the oldest and most prestigious national quarterback award. The O'Brien honors candidates who exemplify Davey O'Brien's enduring character while exhibiting teamwork, sportsmanship and leadership in both academics and athletics.

http://www.daveyobrien.org/adminnm/templates/awards.asp?articleid=3&zoneid=3

Back to the goat herd with you.
Unitas award is damn near identical the way they describe it.

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The Golden Arm Award, presented annually to the top senior quarterback by the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Foundation encapsulates all that is positive in college sports. The award acknowledges performance on the field for sure. But it goes beyond completion percentage and touchdown strikes. The award values character, citizenship, integrity and those who honor the game.

Sounds like they're almost the same, just one is for seniors specifically and O'Brien is a wide open field. I guess maybe that's where I got fucked up. Or I can't read. Probably both.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2011, 01:34:37 PM »
one is for seniors specifically and O'Brien is a wide open field.

That's the difference.  So, O'Brien was available to Luck, but he did not win.  He won the award that comes with a qualifier.  Fuck that monkey-looking fuck.

And fuck you for getting me off point:  Mark Ingram was the least deserving Heisman winner in my liftetime, and possibly in the history of the award.  Handcuffed to that point is that Rent isn't the fucking Doak winner if you strictly interpret the qualifications.  Monte Fucking Ball...or one of the other three guys that are statistically better than Rent...beat his guts up like a sophomore on prom night.
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2011, 01:44:26 PM »
And fuck you for getting me off point:  Mark Ingram was the least deserving Heisman winner in my liftetime,


The judges would have also accepted, who is Charles Woodson?
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Re: Further proof of his unworthiness...
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2011, 01:46:17 PM »
But...he's just so fast.

I still go back to what I said before the GREATEST GA,,,,,the Bama/LSU game.  That was where Rent would win or lose the statue with the stiffarm football player on top.  It's what vaulted Cam to the top of the list and this year, it was the game where every eye in college football was glued to the set.  He blows up for 150+ there and he's everybody's #1.  I believe he got 73 and everyone went Meh. 
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