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Yet Another Hot Woman

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Yet Another Hot Woman
« on: December 08, 2011, 10:31:56 PM »
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 06:41:45 AM »
Fuckin' A. 

Where were these whores when I was 13?
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 09:13:45 AM »
Fuckin' A. 

Where were these whores when I was 13?

It's like you say what I am thinking.
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 11:19:31 AM »
Fuckin' A. 

Where were these whores when I was 13?

For real!   

And why are these dumb shits telling on the hot whores.  Keep your mouth shut and blackmail her for some more.  Damn kids now days!
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 11:40:44 AM »
SHE GOT THE CRAZY EYES.......
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 11:41:00 AM »
Good lawdy.  I'd a rubbed one out on a regular basis if she was my teacher.  "Why are you leaving so early?"  Sorry mom, gotta get to school. 
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 01:44:41 PM »
For real!   

And why are these dumb shits telling on the hot whores.  Keep your mouth shut and blackmail her for some more.  Damn kids now days!

I'm assuming the parents became suspicious of something going on.  She's apparently being charged with kidnapping for picking up the kid after school without the parents' knowledge, so I guess the parents started questioning the kid as to where he had been, until eventually he shouted out, "MS. DAUGHDRILL'S VAGINA!"

Or, at least, I hope that's how it occurred.  Otherwise, the kid's a dumb shit for ratting her out.
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:58:45 PM »
I'm assuming the parents became suspicious of something going on.  She's apparently being charged with kidnapping for picking up the kid after school without the parents' knowledge, so I guess the parents started questioning the kid as to where he had been, until eventually he shouted out, "MS. DAUGHDRILL'S VAGINA!"

Or, at least, I hope that's how it occurred.  Otherwise, the kid's a dumb shit for ratting her out.

We can only hope that's how it went down.
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 02:55:25 PM »
So the underrated concept in this thread is that Vandy Vol spotted a hot woman successfully. Maybe he aint teh ghey after all. Bi Sexual?
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 03:01:19 PM »
So the underrated concept in this thread is that Vandy Vol spotted a hot woman successfully. Maybe he aint teh ghey after all. Bi Sexual?

I'm most attracted to hermaphrodites.  When I can't get the best of both worlds, I usually have to go with one or the other.

What's more surprising than my sexual preferences is that Kaos (implicitly) agreed that she was hot.  Or acceptable enough for a "Fuckin' A."
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 04:00:50 PM »
What's more surprising than my sexual preferences is that Kaos (implicitly) agreed that she was hot.  Or acceptable enough for a "Fuckin' A."

He must have photos of her feet.
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Re: Yet Another Hot Woman
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 04:20:26 PM »
He must have photos of her feet.

Now...put your feet together.  Make a foot pussy...

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