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Nick Saban is a motherfucker

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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2011, 03:35:51 PM »
Ditto.

Somehow my wife would stumble upon this shit. Not good.

What the hell is wrong with some of you people. 

#1.  Never give out a passwd or make it so hard that it's secure.
#2.  Clear all history.
#3.  If you forget one or two, just deal with it.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2011, 03:36:12 PM »
I could give a fuck.

RWS could give a fuck too. To a goat.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2011, 03:43:28 PM »
What the hell is wrong with some of you people. 

#1.  Never give out a passwd or make it so hard that it's secure.
#2.  Clear all history.
#3.  If you forget one or two, just deal with it.

This is a known policy yes but when dealing with goat fucking you just never know.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2011, 03:43:59 PM »
This is a known policy yes but when dealing with goat fucking you just never know.

RWS knows.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2011, 03:44:41 PM »
I could give a fudge.

Yeah, but you wear cat makeup and have a big nose and foot fetish.  If somebody saw that on your computer they would just go, "Yep, saw that coming."
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2011, 04:02:12 PM »
Yeah, but you wear cat makeup and have a big nose and foot fetish.  If somebody saw that on your computer they would just go, "Yep, saw that coming."

Uh oh....

damn.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2011, 04:03:14 PM »
Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes.
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2011, 04:06:29 PM »
Okay so...."Goat Fucker"...."Fucks Goats" aaaaand.."Sex With Goats".

Good, now highlite, scroll down and hit continue....are you sure? Yes.....aaaaand "Blocked"  "Blocked"  "Blocked"

There...all done.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=goat+fucker
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2011, 04:06:56 PM »
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:

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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2011, 04:07:44 PM »
Where are the 15 jobs Kirby Smart has applied for? I mean, he's always rumored to be at the forefront of damn near every coaching vacancy that comes up. But I doubt you know that he's applied for "15 or so" jobs. With his raises the past two years, he is the highest paid assistant on staff. His salary more than doubled in 2010. McElwain and Smart both got a $100k each raise at the beginning of this year. Smart is currently at $850k a year, and if he sticks around, will probably be making around a million in 2012. When a guy is rumored to be at the front of a search, then he stays and his salary doubles, that sounds a little more like he decided to stick with something he knows so he could get his salary doubled. Doesn't exactly sound like being kneecapped.

If a school called Nick Saban for a reference on Smart right now and Saban "kneecapped" the guy, I bet the school would wonder how Smart could have a top defensive unit and have his salary doubled, but is a shitty coach. Schools don't normally double the salary of shitty coaches. For that matter, UA even made it easier for him to be a HC somewhere. They removed his contract buyout if he leaves UA to be a HC somewhere. The only way he has to pay a buyout is if he leaves to be a coordinator somewhere, and that buyout is $72,000. Yeah, sounds like Hitler syndrome to me.  :taunt:

Damn it, son.  Stop responding to him.  Do you realize we're about to see another pic of some random redneck performing The Great Sandusky on a farm animal?

Frick, too late
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2011, 04:20:08 PM »
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2011, 04:26:22 PM »
Best.  One.  Yet.
I was about to say, I don't know what Snaggle is complaining about. That one was pretty damn good.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2011, 05:18:07 PM »
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2011, 06:50:05 PM »
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.
RWS won't share his goats with his wife either
Unless he does
(Would that mean he bleats his wife?)
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfudgeer
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2011, 08:10:28 PM »
Now would that be a goat fuck or just a regular fuck?

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