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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #80 on: December 07, 2011, 04:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 07, 2011, 03:25:51 PM
Sorry. 

Been married for three years.

So you're at the point where you'd rather have hookers and blow?
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2011, 04:07:23 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on December 07, 2011, 04:00:20 PM
What about Jeff Fisher as DC?

Nice one! I suppose his son is still on the roster?
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2011, 04:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on December 07, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
So you're at the point where you'd rather have hookers and blow?

What makes you think a married man has the money for that? Not all of us live on a lawyers salary.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2011, 04:08:54 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 04:08:11 PM
What makes you think a married man has the money for that? Not all of us live on a lawyers salary.
Shit, fuck, we poor too.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2011, 04:12:28 PM »
Quote from: AWK on December 07, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
Shit, fuck, we poor too.

After hearing about my friends' $100k+ student loan for law school, I feel like a rich man with my student-loan-free-teacher's salary.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2011, 04:13:01 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 07, 2011, 04:08:11 PM
What makes you think a married man has the money for that? Not all of us live on a lawyers salary.

Me either; I can only afford Snaggle's tailgate hand jobs.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2011, 04:13:41 PM »
Quote from: AWK on December 07, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
Shit, fuck, we poor too.
Try living as a short dick, fat, bald, pornstar.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on December 07, 2011, 04:13:01 PM
Me either; I can only afford Snaggle's tailgate hand jobs.

Damn, that is sad. 
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2011, 04:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on December 07, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
So you're at the point where you'd rather have hookers and blow?

Haven't you heard?  Bath salts are all the rage now.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2011, 04:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 07, 2011, 04:14:53 PM
Haven't you heard?  Bath salts are all the rage now.
and goats
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2011, 04:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 07, 2011, 04:14:53 PM
Haven't you heard?  Bath salts are all the rage now.

I don't need bath salts.  Getting naked, entering a stranger's home, and taking a shower is a sober hobby of mine already.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #91 on: December 07, 2011, 04:19:33 PM »
Rumors swirling that the new DC is Joe Whitt Jr.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2011, 04:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 07, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
Rumors swirling that the new DC is Joe Whitt Jr.

I would like to see someone with DC experience......
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #93 on: December 07, 2011, 04:36:05 PM »
From now on, December 7th will always be remembered as a date which will live in infamy.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 04:36:45 PM by noxin »
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #94 on: December 07, 2011, 04:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 07, 2011, 04:12:28 PM
After hearing about my friends' $100k+ student loan for law school, I feel like a rich man with my student-loan-free-teacher's salary.
Thanks for making me drink on a Wednesday...
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #95 on: December 07, 2011, 04:40:20 PM »
Quote from: noxin on December 07, 2011, 04:36:05 PM
From now on, December 7th will always be remembered as a date which will live in infamy.

Yes but this time around, we're celebrating the dropping of bombs.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2011, 04:46:50 PM »
I'm hoping Roof was the problem and not the fact that Chiz would not let Roof run his style of defense. If that is the case, it won't matter who we bring in.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2011, 04:56:14 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 07, 2011, 04:46:50 PM
I'm hoping Roof was the problem and not the fact that Chiz would not let Roof run his style of defense. If that is the case, it won't matter who we bring in.

Which is why I want to bring someone in with DC experience that will bring in a plan.....
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2011, 04:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 07, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
Rumors swirling that the new DC is Joe Whitt Jr.

Wait...don't blow this for us, Gene.
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Re: Roof to UCF!!!!
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2011, 04:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 07, 2011, 04:57:20 PM
Wait...don't blow this for us, Gene.

I'll have you babies wearing gold diapers!
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