Hey bammers, this is your coach...

[The Prowler]

While at Miami back in '05, the star Dolphin lineman and former Auburn lineman Jeno James  was lying in the hallway with throwup all over him, convulsing. What does sabbin do to help?

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/evans-saban-stepped-over-convulsing-player-29919

[Townhallsavoy]

I would have liked that story a lot more if it wasn't an Auburn player giving the testimony. 

[AUJarhead]

Or if it weren't an Auburn player they were talking about.

[Townhallsavoy]

Or if it weren't an Auburn player they were talking about.

Damn.  Didn't realize that. 

Even more bullshit - Sedano is a Pete Thamel-looking radio show host in Miami, FL. 

[Godfather]

I would have liked that story a lot more if it wasn't an Auburn player giving the testimony. 

I would agree, except for the fact that it was Heath Evans. I know Heath personally, and he is one of the most genuine people there is.

[Saniflush]

I would agree, except for the fact that it was Heath Evans. I know Heath personally, and he is one of the most genuine people there is.

You touch his face don't you?

[Buzz Killington]

So, does he still have a "hatchet man?"

[Godfather]

You touch his face don't you?

Never

[Godfather]

It's a non story anyways. what does this have to do with anything. It happened 6 years ago. We all know lord sabin is a scum sucking son of a motherless goat, so what difference does it make. Besides that Brooks is still a horrible blogger?

[Godfather]

So, does he still have a "hatchet man?"

I enjoy a hatchet wound.

[GH2001]

It's a non story anyways because Brooks is still a horrible blogger

More concise and to the point.

[Godfather]

More concise and to the point.

werd

[AUChizad]

I would agree, except for the fact that it was Heath Evans. I know Heath personally, and he is one of the most genuine people there is.

To Heath Evans! An Auburn and Saint icon all rolled in to one.

True story.

About 10 years ago, I was a freshman at Auburn. I was riding in the car with two dudes, one of which was one of those blatant assholes, you don't really like, but just end up hanging out with. We're at the stoplight at the corner of Shug and College. It was, if I remember correctly, a Friday afternoon before a big game weekend. We had been drinking. Across the the street at the other street light, a Cadillac Escalade is bouncing due to giant dudes dancing in the car to rap music. The asshole in our car, riding shotgun, glared wide-eyed at them and slowly and sternly raised his middle finger at them. This resulted in a car chase out of an action movie, that ended with us getting pinned down in a cul-de-sac in Harmon.

Three of the four guys in the car, who turned out to be recently former Auburn players, got out of the car, and I thought we were going to die.

"Who the fuck flipped us off?"

We all without shame pointed at the guy who did it. He deserved whatever he got.

After a stern talking to the three guys returned to the car. The the one white guy who had stayed back the whole time, finally approached the window. He whispered so the other guys wouldn't hear. "Hey. Sorry bout that. I know you guys were just playin around. No big deal, man. I'm Heath," as he extended his hand for the driver to shake.

The driver meekly replied, "Yeah. I know. Evans, right?"

"Yeah. Take care man. Again, sorry about that."

/Snaggle CoolStoryBro

[Snaggletiger]

To Heath Evans! An Auburn and Saint icon all rolled in to one.

True story.

About 10 years ago, I was a freshman at Auburn. I was riding in the car with two dudes, one of which was one of those blatant assholes, you don't really like, but just end up hanging out with. We're at the stoplight at the corner of Shug and College. It was, if I remember correctly, a Friday afternoon before a big game weekend. We had been drinking. Across the the street at the other street light, a Cadillac Escalade is bouncing due to giant dudes dancing in the car to rap music. The asshole in our car, riding shotgun, glared wide-eyed at them and slowly and sternly raised his middle finger at them. This resulted in a car chase out of an action movie, that ended with us getting pinned down in a cul-de-sac in Harmon.

Three of the four guys in the car, who turned out to be recently former Auburn players, got out of the car, and I thought we were going to die.

"Who the fuck flipped us off?"

We all without shame pointed at the guy who did it. He deserved whatever he got.

After a stern talking to the three guys returned to the car. The the one white guy who had stayed back the whole time, finally approached the window. He whispered so the other guys wouldn't hear. "Hey. Sorry bout that. I know you guys were just playin around. No big deal, man. I'm Heath," as he extended his hand for the driver to shake.

The driver meekly replied, "Yeah. I know. Evans, right?"

"Yeah. Take care man. Again, sorry about that."

/Snaggle CoolStoryBro

You guys pussied out.  You should have laid in to them right there at the intersection.  Stomped that ass to a soda water finish before they ever got out of the SUV. Damn, I didn't know I was on the board with so many pussies.

Of course, that's what I would have done......if I was there....too bad for them I wasn't.


Pussies.

[GH2001]

You guys pussied out.  You should have laid in to them right there at the intersection.  Stomped that ass to a soda water finish before they ever got out of the SUV. Damn, I didn't know I was on the board with so many pussies.

Of course, that's what I would have done......if I was there....too bad for them I wasn't.


Pussies.

TO Heath Evans!