I know a lot of y'all are opposed to artificial trees - and I understand why, and I would love real oak trees too - but I have this vision of this MASSIVE bronze metal tree, towering over everything, sculpted to look just like a huge live oak. Not some artsy fartsy impressionistic or abstract thing, but a freaking HUGE bronze oak tree, with limbs and individual leaves. Perfect for rolling, perfect for cleanup, impervious to anything other than a fucktard with a blowtorch.
It's just a suggestion - it is not the same, but then again, I wonder if it will ever be the same again...