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« on: November 28, 2011, 11:39:47 PM »
One of y'all would do...

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/

That is grounds for divorce...
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 12:36:34 AM »
As was so eloquently stated by one of the Facebook commenters:

The rippin' and the tearin'...the rippin', and the tearin'...
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 12:45:23 PM »
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Re: This is something...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 09:24:55 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 28, 2011, 11:39:47 PM
One of y'all would do...

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/28/a-wedding-album-outtake/

That is grounds for divorce...
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 10:17:07 AM »
Quote from: RWS on November 30, 2011, 09:24:55 AM
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?

It's probably fake anyway.  Women lie.


just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 01:14:50 PM »
None of these guys could do that. Gay marriage is not legal in Alabama.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 01:29:03 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on November 30, 2011, 01:14:50 PM
None of these guys could do that. Gay marriage is not legal in Alabama.
That never stopped Vandy Vol from consummating...

and being consummated.  Now did it?
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 01:30:30 PM »
Quote from: RWS on November 30, 2011, 09:24:55 AM
At our wedding, my wife threatened to divorce me if I shoved the cake in her face. So yeah, the consummation pic is probably bad, mmkay?

Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 01:36:11 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?

that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding. 
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 01:48:32 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
That never stopped Vandy Vol from consummating...

and being consummated.  Now did it?

My anus has never bled.  I've taken extreme precautions by slowly expanding my rectum with different sized dildos over the years.
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 01:53:10 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 02:13:44 PM »
Quote from: nookie on November 30, 2011, 01:36:11 PM
that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding.

Wonder if there was some Icehouse involved.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 02:18:58 PM »
Quote from: nookie on November 30, 2011, 01:36:11 PM
that was his anniversary. 

he went on a "cruise" after the wedding.
Which BTW, if you ever go on a cruise that stops off in Freeport, do yourself a favor and just stay on the boat. It's like going to Mobile and hanging out in Prichard, except it has an Isle of Capri Casino. Key West and Nassau were pretty fucking awesome, though. Especially Key West.
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 02:22:38 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
Was that before you went to Panama City and ate at the Burger Joint?
Our 1st anniversary was Panama City. Ate at a place called Firefly for our actual anniversary date. Nice little casual fine dining place. Damn good steaks.
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 02:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
Wonder if there was some Icehouse involved.

Icehouse?
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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2011, 03:19:05 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on November 30, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
Icehouse?

You know that cool refreshing lager that so many of you enjoy?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2011, 03:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager that so many of you enjoy?

They squat to piss.
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2011, 03:25:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
You know that cool refreshing lager warm, golden shower that so many of you enjoy?

fixt.
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 03:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2011, 03:25:28 PM
They squat to piss.

Icehouse > Bourbon&Coke
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2011, 03:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 30, 2011, 03:27:38 PM
Icehouse > Bourbon&Coke

You shut your dirty, whorish keyboard.
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