Trooper Taylor Finalist for AFC's Assistant Coach of the Year Award

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** November 28, 2011, 12:05:42 PM »

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AUBURN, Alabama -- Auburn's Trooper Taylor made the list of finalists, but Iowa defensive coordinator Norm Parker was named the American Football Coaches' assistant coach of the year Monday.

Parker, Taylor and Danny Langsdorf of Oregon State were the three finalists for the award.

Taylor coaches wide receivers and is the associate head coach at Auburn.

According to the coaches' association, the honor goes to assistant coaches who excel in community service, commitment to the student-athlete, on-field coaching success and the association's professional involvement. The criteria for the award is not limited to on-field coaching ability or the success of the team and players that these assistant coaches work with.

Service to the community through charitable work and other volunteer activities, participation in AFCA activities and events and impact on student-athletes are all taken into account in the selection process.

Winners in other division were Jason McEndoo, Offensive Line Coach, Montana State from the old Division I-AA; Division II-Hank McClung, Offensive Line Coach, University of Central Missouri; Division III-Greg Peterson, Offensive Coordinator, Bethel (Minn.) University; and NAIA-Craig Mullins, Offensive Coordinator & Quarterbacks Coach, Georgetown (Ky.) College.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/11/auburns_trooper_taylor_one_of.html

JR4AU · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:09:16 PM »

He's a thug, and can't coach.

CCTAU · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:15:16 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 28, 2011, 12:09:16 PM

He's a thug, and can't coach.

He swings a helluva towel.

And truthfully he has only coached one guy to be able to catch the ball.........

JR4AU · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:19:08 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on November 28, 2011, 12:15:16 PM

He swings a helluva towel.

And truthfully he has only coached one guy to be able to catch the ball.........

Like I said, he sux, along with all the other Auburn coaches. Fucking fire the whole lot of them.

CCTAU · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:20:58 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 28, 2011, 12:19:08 PM

Like I said, he sux, along with all the other Auburn coaches. Fucking fire the whole lot of them.

Just get him new towel!

GH2001 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:38:53 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 28, 2011, 12:19:08 PM

Like I said, he sux, along with all the other Auburn coaches. Fucking fire the whole lot of them.

You should really stop taking the extreme fringe's words and putting them in the rest of our mouths. Very few people have said what you just did.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:40:50 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 28, 2011, 12:38:53 PM

You should really stop taking the extreme fringe's words and putting them in the rest of our mouths. Very few people have said what you just did.

Actually I don't think anyone has said that. Except fire Ted Roof and some Lolley.

JR4AU · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:00:47 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 28, 2011, 12:38:53 PM

You should really stop taking the extreme fringe's words and putting them in the rest of our mouths. Very few people have said what you just did.

I like sarcasm. What would you like me to put in your mouth, if not words? Hmmm?

Libertyhog · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:19:56 PM »

Associate Head Coach?

For realz?

chinook · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Libertyhog on November 28, 2011, 02:19:56 PM

Associate Head Coach?

For realz?

and we roll 5 deep in that position.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:34:38 PM »

Associate to the Head Coach

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:41:46 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 28, 2011, 01:00:47 PM

I like sarcasm. What would you like me to put in your mouth, if not words? Hmmm?

Now you are acting like Vandy Vol.

GH2001 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 28, 2011, 12:40:50 PM

Actually I don't think anyone has said that. Except fire Ted Roof and some Lolley.

Terry from Talladega said it on the real post game show Saturday.

Libertyhog · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:53:41 PM »

Quote from: nookie on November 28, 2011, 02:33:39 PM

and we roll 5 deep in that position.

Hell, we may have the same thing going on at Arkansas, to be honest...but I find all this 'Associate Head Coach' Head Coach in Waiting et al to be a bit much.

Coach Taylor is world class at the backwards ass-bump to add to his waving-of-towel expertise.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Libertyhog on November 28, 2011, 02:53:41 PM

Hell, we may have the same thing going on at Arkansas, to be honest...but I find all this 'Associate Head Coach' Head Coach in Waiting et al to be a bit much.

Coach Taylor is world class at the backwards ass-bump to add to his waving-of-towel expertise.

There is no one in the same universe. Go ahead, name one towel waving ass-bumper who comes close. They'd get forearm cramps and shit their pants on impact if they tried.

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2011, 03:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2011, 02:58:51 PM

There is no one in the same universe. Go ahead, name one towel waving ass-bumper who comes close. They'd get forearm cramps and shit their pants on impact if they tried.

All with a backwards hat...he defies the odds.

JR4AU · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2011, 03:02:57 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 28, 2011, 02:41:46 PM

Now you are acting like Vandy Vol.

Ok, that was mean and uncalled for.

Kaos · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2011, 03:33:35 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on November 28, 2011, 03:02:57 PM

Ok, that was mean and uncalled for.

Yes. And untrue. Because if he WERE acting like Vandy Vol, the above response would have consisted of 11,305 words.

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2011, 03:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on November 28, 2011, 03:33:35 PM

Yes. And untrue. Because if he WERE acting like Vandy Vol, the above response would have consisted of 11,305 words.

And that's only the part where he is explaining WHY he is right about what he is about to say.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2011, 08:41:01 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on November 28, 2011, 03:33:35 PM

Yes. And untrue. Because if he WERE acting like Vandy Vol, the above response would have consisted of 11,305 words.

11,305 words of correctness.

And homosexuality.