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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2011, 11:46:05 AM »
Two things...

First by Hollywood marines I mean ones that went through boot camp in San Diego in lieu of Parris island.

Secondly, we are a department of the navy.  The men's department.

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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2011, 11:50:05 AM »

Top gun is Navy based and both of them were playing Navy pilots.  Not Marines.  You didn't see any Harriers did you?

You read way too much into my joke. I just wanted to use your reference as an excuse to poke fun at Top Gun a bit. Mainly Val Kilmer. Marines, Hollywood, Dept of Navy - it just reminded me of it. Nothing more, nothing less.

And certainly you guys don't think SEALS are gay.
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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2011, 11:51:05 AM »


That goatee that boy has is way outside military regulations.
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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2011, 12:01:10 PM »
And certainly you guys don't think SEALS are gay.

No, but they still dress like popeye and wear an upside down dog dish on their head.
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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2011, 12:02:38 PM »
No, but they still dress like popeye and wear an upside down dog dish on their head.

Ok, I'll admit I chortled. LOUDLY
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2011, 12:44:38 PM »
No, but they still dress like popeye and wear an upside down dog dish on their head.

This guy knows. 

And all of them are trying to become CPO's.  (Chief Pet-me Officers)
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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »
VV was a jarhead? No shit....

No, I just wear my Village People G.I. uniform and sneak in...to blow dudes...usually for free.

My motto was "Service Servicemen."
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2011, 01:07:47 PM »
No, I just wear my Village People G.I. uniform and sneak in...to blow dudes...usually for free.

My motto was "Service Servicemen."

Thank you for your service.
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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2011, 01:20:50 PM »
No, I just wear my Village People G.I. uniform and sneak in...to blow dudes...usually for free.

My motto was "Service Servicemen."
he never got a purple heart, but he did receive several purple-headed mallards
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2011, 01:24:40 PM »
No, I just wear my Village People G.I. uniform and sneak in...to blow dudes...usually for free.

My motto was "Service Servicemen."

Dude!
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« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2011, 01:35:57 PM »
he never got a purple heart, but he did receive several purple-headed mallards

Damn, that shit was funny.
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2011, 01:57:52 PM »
Dude!

Sometimes, that's all that needs to be said.

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« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2011, 03:12:39 PM »
Thank you for your service.

A hefty guffaw followed the reading of this post.
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« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2011, 07:27:05 PM »
Could "Saban to Texas" have legs? 

I heard Finebaum mention Mack Brown not being in good shape for the future of Texas. 

I haven't heard any rumors or anything, but with Texas getting their own network, ESPN money, an easier conference, and a recently renovated stadium, why not throw $10 million towards Saban? 

Not saying Saban would accept it even it if was offerred.
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« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2011, 08:03:33 PM »
Could "Saban to Texas" have legs? 

I heard Finebaum mention Mack Brown not being in good shape for the future of Texas. 

I haven't heard any rumors or anything, but with Texas getting their own network, ESPN money, an easier conference, and a recently renovated stadium, why not throw $10 million towards Saban? 

Not saying Saban would accept it even it if was offerred.

The rumor is gaining legs on some Big 12 and Big Televen boards.  I seriously doubt it will happen though.
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« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2011, 08:51:29 PM »
The rumor is gaining legs on some Big 12 and Big Televen boards.  I seriously doubt it will happen though.

You know from a business standpoint, he'd have to consider it if they came calling.  Texas may not have the history equal to bammer, but it has more of any resource you can imagine, plus the new TV network. 
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2011, 09:06:43 PM »
Could "Saban to Texas" have legs? 

I heard Finebaum mention Mack Brown not being in good shape for the future of Texas. 

I haven't heard any rumors or anything, but with Texas getting their own network, ESPN money, an easier conference, and a recently renovated stadium, why not throw $10 million towards Saban? 

Not saying Saban would accept it even it if was offerred.

I won't believe it until I hear Saban issue a complete denial.
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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2011, 09:53:51 PM »
You know from a business standpoint, he'd have to consider it if they came calling.  Texas may not have the history equal to bammer, but it has more of any resource you can imagine, plus the new TV network.

I hope it happens, just so Bama would match it, thus driving up season ticket prices for all Bama fans.
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« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2011, 12:22:02 AM »
This "talk" is real. Jimmy Sexton is sabin's agent.
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« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2011, 12:38:59 AM »
Maybe I'm just a homer, but I think Saban will retire from Alabama. I think his wife has put her foot down that the next time they move, it's to their retirement lake house in GA. He's 60 now, and I just don't see him taking on another project.
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