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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2011, 02:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here.  There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.

You ain't from around here Drew so you wouldn't know this but Snaggle has no testes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2011, 02:58:33 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
Weellll now, let's not get too hasty here.  There's always been something about that skinny little Posh Spice that tickles me testes.

All the way in...aah nevermind.  Too easy.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2011, 02:59:52 PM »
So Drew, where you from in England?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2011, 03:01:25 PM »
I'm from a town called Reading, about 40miles outside London.
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2011, 03:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 17, 2011, 02:57:30 PM
You ain't from around here Drew so you wouldn't know this but Snaggle has no testes.

Damn it, she gives them back to me more than you think.  A lot more. 
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2011, 03:04:48 PM »
Quote from: Drew_3 on November 17, 2011, 03:01:25 PM
I'm from a town called Reading, about 40miles outside London.

I think you are the first Brit we have had on the board.  We have had some South Africans and a few swarthy Asians though. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2011, 03:06:03 PM »
TigerWench will be quoting the shit out of some Monty Python in this thread when she sees it.
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2011, 03:06:33 PM »
Near Guildford?
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2011, 03:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2011, 03:06:33 PM
Near Guildford?

Yeah Guildford is pretty close by, how come you know that then?
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2011, 03:10:35 PM »
My brother lived there for 2 years.
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2011, 03:13:24 PM »
So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2011, 03:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 17, 2011, 03:13:24 PM
So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?

Hold off now.  Maybe he has some jewelry for sale.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2011, 03:15:33 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 17, 2011, 03:13:24 PM
So, Drew...are you a member of the People's Front of Judea or what?

No I'm with the Knights who say Ni!
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2011, 03:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Drew_3 on November 17, 2011, 03:15:33 PM
No I'm with the Knights who say Ni!

Oh what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies.
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2011, 03:18:00 PM »
I have to claim ignorance...are there any landmarks or special places near Guildford?
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2011, 03:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 17, 2011, 03:18:00 PM
I have to claim ignorance...are there any landmarks or special places near Guildford?

To cut to the chase he's really asking where the hookers are?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2011, 03:22:01 PM »
Not really a land mark but our local football (sorry soccer!) team was in the premier league a few years back. Reading is also pretty close to Oxford.
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2011, 03:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Drew_3 on November 17, 2011, 03:22:01 PM
Not really a land mark but our local football (sorry soccer!) team was in the premier league a few years back. Reading is also pretty close to Oxford.

Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?
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« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2011, 03:24:31 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on November 17, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?

Sorry what?
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Re: From U.K interested in Oaks
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2011, 03:25:10 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on November 17, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Well how many times have you hung out at the Grove?

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