Shitting the bed...

[Kaos]

Congratulations Andrew SUCK, you fucking Geico Caveman looking extra-chromosome motherfucker.  Poser bastards.  Way to shit the bed.  Didn't just lose, got run the fuck out.  Even Gene Chizik pointed and laughed at your ass, which is pretty pathetic considering. 

And more congrats go out to the Boise State Broncos, BCS busters.  Yep.  Whenever they have a shot at making a BCS game, they typically fucking bust.  Kellen Moore, you Zac and Cody looking fuck with teeth that make Mr. Ed jealous and Donny Osmond hard, take your ugly fucking uniforms and go rape an antelope. 

[Token]

How could you forget to mention Houston Nutt leaving the Black Bears a homecoming treat tonight. 

Shellacked by LaTech.

[chinook]

How could you forget to mention Houston Nutt leaving the Black Bears a homecoming treat tonight. 

Shellacked by LaTech.

i think that was expected.

[Token]

i think that was expected.

They didn't expect it.  They were looking more for a blowout type victory, just read their shitty message boards.

[JR4AU]

They didn't expect it.  They were looking more for a blowout type victory, just read their shitty message boards.

I wouldn't have a clue where to find an Ole Miss message board.

[Townhallsavoy]

Congratulations Andrew SUCK, you fucking Geico Caveman looking extra-chromosome motherfucker.  Poser bastards.  Way to shit the bed.  Didn't just lose, got run the fuck out.  Even Gene Chizik pointed and laughed at your ass, which is pretty pathetic considering. 

And more congrats go out to the Boise State Broncos, BCS busters.  Yep.  Whenever they have a shot at making a BCS game, they typically fucking bust.  Kellen Moore, you Zac and Cody looking fuck with teeth that make Mr. Ed jealous and Donny Osmond hard, take your ugly fucking uniforms and go rape an antelope.

Can I translate? 

"Fuck you for helping Alabama get one step closer to a rematch in the BCSCG." 

[The Six]

"F--- you for helping Alabama get one step closer to a rematch in the BCSCG."

All but inevitable now. I won't be watching.

[Kaos]

Can I translate? 

"Fuck you for helping Alabama get one step closer to a rematch in the BCSCG."

Nightmare scenario?

LSU loses in the SEC-CG.  Then a team is rewarded for not even winning its division. 

But hey, we're still the best four-loss team in CFB, right?

[JR4AU]

Can I translate? 

"Fuck you for helping Alabama get one step closer to a rematch in the BCSCG."

Yep, and I fucking hate it. 

[JR4AU]

Nightmare scenario?

LSU loses in the SEC-CG.  Then a team is rewarded for not even winning its division. 

But hey, we're still the best four-loss team in CFB, right?

Ok, not predicting it, but here goes thinking out loud.  I've been thinking LSU could be hurt by a team with decent defense, and enough offense to score a few points.  The East is so weak, and Auburn's effort against them so poor, that I can't say the UGA defense is that good, but they didn't look bad.  Murray is pretty good.  Crowell is pretty good.  They got some big WRs and TEs.  They could be a better (or worse depending on point of view) matchup against LSU than bammmer because of their offense.  LSU has given up yards and a few points to the better offenses they've faced.   And they're not a dynamic offense.

Damn I hate to contemplate bammer in the BCS title game without even winning the west.  That would be the uber suxxor of the century. 

[Kaos]

We'll see today, but the way Oregon dominated Stanford (and everybody loves Stanford) I expect they'll gain ground.

Bama was anything but awe-inspiring against MSU and it's pretty pathetic they have to jam on a score with a minute left to try to make it look a little better. 

Since OkState was thoroughly dominating, the gap there will increase.  If UGA doesn't shit the bed from here out they'll be in the top ten.  Assuming LSU gets past Arkansas (which is not a guarantee by any stretch) I think it's possible they could lose to UGA in a relatively close SEC-CG and not drop past a team they already beat.  I think people are smart enough to know that you can't punish LSU for being better in the regular season than UA.

That will require Oregon/OKState to ride strong, too, though.  In fact in a scenario where LSU drops the SEC-CG and those two teams remain on track?  The SEC could get bypassed entirely. 

Boise losing while Georgia wins makes us look chumpish and overrated.

[The Six]

Boise losing while Georgia wins makes us look chumpish and overrated.

Outside of LSU and Alabama, the league is down this year.

[Kaos]

Outside of LSU and Alabama, the league is down this year.

BULLSHIT!!

The league is only down when teams other than Bama win.  Evan Woodbunny said so. 

[JR4AU]

BULLSHIT!!

The league is only down when teams other than Bama win.  Evan Woodbunny said so.

THIS^^^^

[Token]

Bama was anything but awe-inspiring against MSU and it's pretty pathetic they have to jam on a score with a minute left to try to make it look a little better. 

Are you fucking kidding?  They were in a goal line formation, with the second string running back and had previously ran the ball 10 straight time.  And that's jamming in another score?  Should Lacy have just fell to the fucking ground instead of scoring? 

Jesus.

[Kaos]

Are you fucking kidding?  They were in a goal line formation, with the second string running back and had previously ran the ball 10 straight time.  And that's jamming in another score?  Should Lacy have just fell to the fucking ground instead of scoring? 

Jesus.

Yes. 

When the other team has given up and there's a minute or so to go in the game, one does not continue to pile drive toward the goal line to put up another "image" score. 

Kneel twice and the game is over.  Or tack on another score.  Whatever passes for class in your world. 

[Token]

Yes. 

When the other team has given up and there's a minute or so to go in the game, one does not continue to pile drive toward the goal line to put up another "image" score. 

Kneel twice and the game is over.  Or tack on another score.  Whatever passes for class in your world.

It was 3rd and 7.  Kneel once and MSU gets the ball back only down 10. 

Again....

3rd and 7.
32 yard line.
2nd string running back.
Goal Line formation.
10 straight running plays.

This thread should be retitled the pussification of Kaos. 

[Kaos]

It was 3rd and 7.  Kneel once and MSU gets the ball back only down 10. 

Again....

3rd and 7.
32 yard line.
2nd string running back.
Goal Line formation.
10 straight running plays.

This thread should be retitled the pussification of Kaos.

Third and seven?  With 1:30 left?   

"Second string RB" who was carrying the ball in the first quarter? 

If you like the feel-good score that's all you.   Not a fan. 

State should have tackled him.  They have some ownership, but still.  You know as well as I do that 24-7 looks better to people who didn't watch your team drag around than 17-7 does. 

[Token]

Third and seven?  With 1:30 left?   

"Second string RB" who was carrying the ball in the first quarter? 

If you like the feel-good score that's all you.   Not a fan. 

State should have tackled him.  They have some ownership, but still.  You know as well as I do that 24-7 looks better to people who didn't watch your team drag around than 17-7 does.

I agree that 24-7 looks better than 17-7.  I agree all day. 

Playaction pass touch down?  Running the score up.
Kicking a FG with 2 minutes left?  Running the score up.
Running a goal line play on 3rd and long, 32 yards away from the endzone? 

That play should never result in a touchdown.  Hell, it's not a guaranteed score from the 1 yard line.  That score was MSU's fault.  Or Lacy, if you believe he should have ran out of bounds instead of scoring.  Either way, that's not the play call of someone trying to get a cheap score.  Only a pussy or dumb ass would believe that, and I don't think you are either.

[The Six]

Kicking a FG with 2 minutes left?  Running the score up.

HA! As if you guys have someone who could kick it.