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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
« on: November 05, 2011, 11:40:37 PM »
FUCK you Bammers.  Fuck every last mothball one of you cocksucking motherfucking fuckers. 

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Les Miles, you went up a ton in my book. 

"Not the biggest game in the world, the ones from here on out are bigger."


I'm heading to the bar.   
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2011, 11:44:05 PM »
FUCK you Bammers.  Fuck every last mothball one of you cocksucking motherfucking fuckers. 

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Les Miles, you went up a ton in my book. 

"Not the biggest game in the world, the ones from here on out are bigger."


I'm heading to the bar.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2011, 11:48:59 PM »
The best part of tonight?  My neighbor two doors down put up a Bama flag today.  He's lived there three years and there's never been a flag out there. 

Had my den windows open.  I heard him scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  about the time McBrodie crumpled. 
   

Tomorrow there will be an 8'tall blow up Aubie standing at the edge of my property glaring at his front door. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.   
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2011, 11:49:37 PM »
I hate when fans say "he got out coached" because they lost...

But Saban got out coached.  Miles played it cool. 

Saban chased points early with low percentage FG attempts instead of playing field position. 

Bad personnel decision on the late punt with an injured Maze.

Fucking reeked of desperation with the wildcat pass that got picked. 

Fucking horrible OT. 

Any talk of a "rematch because it was close" is nothing but whining. 

Brando trying to make it an instant classic, but it was a battle of 2 defenses, and Saban flinched early and often.  Without a world class defense, he loses that game by 17.  As it is, LSU beat them at home, Saban screwed the pooch, and LSU is in the drivers seat...all that's left is to see if Saban can save this team from just mailing in the remainder of the season. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 11:51:04 PM »
Oh, and I forgot...

Game of the Century?  Yes because bammer billed it that way, and choked.  Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads! 
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 11:54:12 PM »
Let me be the first to shake Tyrann Mathieu's hand.  While Tyrann is a big time douchebag trash talker himself, he did what needed to be done three years ago when that cocky, piece of shit Dre Kirkpatrick signed with Alabama by calling out Julio Jones. 

Dre got shut the hell up, and honestly, what Mathieu did wasn't that egregious. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 11:56:40 PM »
And I love it:

Saban got out coached. 

AJ McCarron is no better than John Brantley.

Phillip Sims should get another chance. 

Saban doesn't know how to recruit kickers. 

Not my words. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2011, 11:56:55 PM »
Don't even talk that shit.  If you watched that game and didn't think it was the most epic battle in the entire history of epicness well, you don't know shit about football.

I don't know shit about football I guess.  It looked like two hippos trying to fuck to me. 

Of course if the refs hadn't cheated and given LSU an interception, well....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Those fucks whining and crying and making excuses......those bastards already fucking demanding a rematch because "they were clearly the better team, but the scoreboard didn't show it..." 

Kiss my fucking toasty ass. 
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2011, 12:01:39 AM »
I guess I don't understand big man football. 

11 penalties between the two teams.  Terrible decisions in the passing game.  Vanilla play calling. 

It seemed like both teams called the same plays all game long. 

Bama - Run Trent up the middle.  Run Trent up the middle but bounce him outside.  Screen.  Out route to Maze or Hanks. 

LSU - Run Ware up the middle.  Option left.  Option right.  Throw downfield for an interception. 

Total blah in the offensive gameplans.  I know the defenses were good, but damn that was as conservative as a lily white suburb in Mississippi.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2011, 12:10:24 AM »
Yes.  I am a poor sport.

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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2011, 12:27:10 AM »
Yes.  I am a poor sport.



That's exactly how I felt after the interception on the 1.  At that point I knew the game was going into overtime, and I knew what would happen in overtime.  Cade Foster had absolutely no chance of making that kick, and Saban would have been better throwing to the end zone and hoping for a jump ball miracle. 

This one is hard to swallow because I think Alabama played well enough to win.  You tell me Richardson was going to have 170 total yards and LSU wouldn't score a touchdown?  I tell you Bama wins easily.  As it stands?  Congrats to LSU.
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2011, 12:27:18 AM »
Yes.  I am a poor sport.



"I don't care how much you lost on the game or how sad you are, dickhead, you still have to pay me or I'm not touching that fucking thing."
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2011, 12:31:22 AM »
"I don't care how much you lost on the game or how sad you are, dickhead, you still have to pay me or I'm not touching that fucking thing."

I don't know about that, but I can guarandamntee you she'll be on the receiving end of an ass whipping within the next 2 hours.  I've seen that look before. 
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2011, 12:35:59 AM »
I guess I don't understand big man football. 

11 penalties between the two teams.  Terrible decisions in the passing game.  Vanilla play calling. 

It seemed like both teams called the same plays all game long. 

Bama - Run Trent up the middle.  Run Trent up the middle but bounce him outside.  Screen.  Out route to Maze or Hanks. 

LSU - Run Ware up the middle.  Option left.  Option right.  Throw downfield for an interception. 

Total blah in the offensive gameplans.  I know the defenses were good, but damn that was as conservative as a lily white suburb in Mississippi.

THIS is SEC football...when you win.  If you're on the losing end...like you said...

That said, Saban flinched, and wasn't willing to play SEC football.
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2011, 12:36:57 AM »
Phillip Sims should get another chance. 
No, no, and a fuck no. AJ certainly isn't the greatest, but Sims is in no way, shape, or form close to an answer. If he was even close, at this point, I would agree. Trust me, that kid is right where he belongs.
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2011, 12:37:49 AM »
No, no, and a fuck no. AJ certainly isn't the greatest, but Sims is in no way, shape, or form close to an answer. If he was even close, at this point, I would agree. Trust me, that kid is right where he belongs.

So you only like white goats. 
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2011, 12:40:15 AM »
No, no, and a fuck no. AJ certainly isn't the greatest, but Sims is in no way, shape, or form close to an answer. If he was even close, at this point, I would agree. Trust me, that kid is right where he belongs.

I think you are wrong. They should wait and start him the AU game.
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2011, 12:42:22 AM »
I think you are wrong. They should wait and start him the AU game.
As long as you guys start Trotter, I'm cool with that.
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2011, 01:31:58 AM »
Yes.  I am a poor sport.



My friend's 7yo son saw them on the screen and in a falsetto, goes "I am SO breaking up with you..."
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2011, 01:37:03 AM »
Yes.  I am a poor sport.


That blonde is fucking hottt.
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