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Chizad
« on: October 31, 2011, 12:12:42 PM »
Happy birfday brah...
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 12:24:07 PM »
Happy birthday oh bearded wonder.  Hope you have a good one.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 12:24:36 PM »
may you be blessed with pin prick in a voodoo doll. 

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 12:27:25 PM »
Quote from: nookie on October 31, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
may you be blessed with pin prick in a voodoo doll.

Do you have any birthday specials going on at Nookies?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 12:51:02 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 12:53:46 PM »
 :thumsup:
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 12:57:04 PM »
Happy Birthday fucker!  May you never be found by the police and have to spend the rest of your life in federal pound me in the ass prison.  Have fun at your showers!  :)
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 02:28:41 PM »
Happy birthday.

May your mellow harden soon.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 02:39:00 PM »
Penis.

It's my gift to you.
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 02:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 31, 2011, 02:39:00 PM
Penis.

It's my gift to you.

Haven't you heard?  He's gone straight now.  he's been going to wedding showers......Wait, maybe he's just Bi.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 03:22:31 PM »
Have a good one, fucker'
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 03:29:00 PM »
Didn't make the X-Gate but ran into Chad right outside the stadium.  I'd have poured you a whiskey drink from the bottle of Makers I had stuffed down my dick if I knew it was your birthday.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Chizad
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 03:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 02:43:25 PM
Haven't you heard?  He's gone straight now.  he's been going to wedding showers......Wait, maybe he's just Bi.

Give him enough alcohol, and I guaran-damn-tee that he will be back to his ole ball fondlin' ways.
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 04:32:39 PM »
Gracias amigos.
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2011, 04:47:01 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 31, 2011, 04:32:39 PM
Gracias amigos.

You trying to start some shit?  You got a valid ID?
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2011, 04:54:09 PM »
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2011, 07:02:06 PM »
Quote from: nookie on October 31, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
may you be blessed with pin prick in a voodoo doll.
maybe if he's lucky, he'll get to put his prick in a blowup doll
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2011, 07:32:43 PM »
He is the devil.
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 10:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on October 31, 2011, 04:54:09 PM
PERP!  I blame you!

Hey hey, that word is jr's fetish, not yours.
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Re: Chizad
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2011, 11:23:08 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 10:55:50 PM
Hey hey, that word is jr's fetish, not yours.

Sorry...I'm trying to rub elbows with teh lawyerz.
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