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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2011, 02:34:30 PM »
I takes my shots where I can gets them.

Come on round here.  Come on.  You walkin' over, but you limpin' back.
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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2011, 02:42:47 PM »
Come on round here.  Come on.  You walkin' over, but you limpin' back.

I’ll put this butter knife in the crack of your ass!
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2011, 02:50:14 PM »
:meme:

Yes, unlike others ITT, I am under the age of 50, the one on the left didn't even enter into my thoughts.

At some point in life, you gotta notice the women and not the little girls. And of course the young one looks good, she's young.

You have to applaud the old ones for at least getting you to look.

And as you little boys get older, you'll understand that there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2011, 03:14:25 PM »
At some point in life, you gotta notice the women and not the little girls. And of course the young one looks good, she's young.

You have to applaud the old ones for at least getting you to look.

And as you little boys get older, you'll understand that there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.

I do applaud them but its like this.  Both these women I find top notch.  If they were standing side by side, one is getting more attention than the other. 

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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2011, 03:17:39 PM »
At least somebody else recognizes that there is a good looking woman in that picture.  Hint for the rest of you: it isn't the leathery, ditch-pig with the awful bolt-ons.

The fact that you are discounting that baggy ho outright and not including here in conjunction with the younger one shows that you are slipping sir.  I can distinctively see her ass in the air and her face buried at the Y of the younger one.

just sayin'.
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« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2011, 03:17:45 PM »
there ain't one thing wrong with a nice pair of bolt-ons.

Agreed.  Those, however, are not well-done.
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2011, 03:18:03 PM »
And neither one is noticing your ass.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2011, 03:18:33 PM »
I do applaud them but its like this.  Both these women I find top notch.  If they were standing side by side, one is getting more attention than the other. 



Let me just say...I'll take the one you reject.
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2011, 03:34:19 PM »
Let me just say...I'll take the one you reject.

It would be tough.  I used to have it bad for Teri Hatcher when I was a wee lad watching Lois and Clark on TNT, but...................I would have to take Mila Kunis over her.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2011, 03:44:56 PM »
It would be tough.  I used to have it bad for Teri Hatcher when I was a wee lad watching Lois and Clark on TNT, but...................I would have to take Mila Kunis over her.

Deal.

I'm doin' Teri Hatcher....I'm doin' Teri Hatcher.....
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« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2011, 03:53:54 PM »
Deal.

I'm doin' Teri Hatcher....I'm doin' Teri Hatcher.....

Let me know how that works out for ya.
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« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2011, 04:01:31 PM »
Let me know how that works out for ya.

I'll be sure and take pics.....of me...doin' Teri Hatcher.
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2011, 04:08:58 PM »
I'll be sure and take pics.....of me...doin' Teri Hatcher.

I always knew you were a team player!  Insert Chizad thumbs up emoticon here.
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« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2011, 04:13:49 PM »
Let me know how that works out for ya.

You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2011, 04:16:48 PM »
You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.

Come on, honeeyyyy....all the other guys are taking theirs.
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« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2011, 04:16:59 PM »
You know how that is going to work out. 

Mrs. Snaggle:  Where are you going?
Snaggle: Out! 
Mrs. Snaggle:  Well, not with your nuts attached you aren't, now take them off and put them back in my purse!
Snaggle:  Well......Why......I........Okay.

 :bugs:  Damn I've got emoticons again.   :thumsup:
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« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2011, 04:20:07 PM »
Come on, honeeyyyy....all the other guys are taking theirs.

You should do as I do and tell her what is up and put your foot down. 
« Last Edit: October 27, 2011, 04:20:50 PM by AUTiger1 »
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2011, 04:23:44 PM »
You should do as I do and tell her what is up and put your foot down.

So you're saying you stomp your feet and pout until you get your way?  That works for me too.
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« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2011, 04:26:15 PM »
So you're saying you stomp your feet and pout until you get your way?  That works for me too.

Shhhhhh, I am trying to see if he is a fast learner.   I mean, Hell no, I rule my house!  I know how to keep her in line, and she does as she is told. 
« Last Edit: October 27, 2011, 04:27:46 PM by AUTiger1 »
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »
Shhhhhh, I am trying to see if he is a fast learner.   I mean, Hell no, I rule my house!  I know how to keep her in line, and she does as she is told.

 
 Wearing the pants refers to the more dominant person in a relationship and one who showers their boyfriend with more love than the he could ever even begin to imagine bestowing upon her. Normally the person who makes the first move at the furniture shop, tells the other person that their dad was once their little brother's soccer coach, etc, wears the pants. Wearing the pants has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual size of the pants being worn.
Since I always make important decisions in my relationship, put my foot down, and make our plans, I, obviously, am wearing the pants.
 


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