I just had the audacity to peek at the final score.
I had no idea since I left the stadium at 42-3. Shocked that we actually outscored them from that point on and we only lost 45-10.
How'd it happen for those who winced through the pain? Who caught a break against their 7th string?
OMac took the handoff & started towards the goal off the right tackle. The hole closed rapidly & he was met by 3 defenders. He bounced to the outside & was swarmed by 7 corndogs; the smallest of whom weighed 380 pounds. Onterro lowered his head and plowed into them, shook 2 off at the 5 yard line, and carried the remaining 5 into the endzone.
After scoring, he did a combination of the dirty bird and Icky shuffle - much to the delight of the 23 fans still in attendance. It didn't end there. He climbed into the stands, found the largest tuba player in the Golden Band from Tigerland, and monkey punched him in the face.
It was spectacular!