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Another Kaos story...
« on: May 26, 2008, 09:32:00 PM »
Took the youngest to the beach today.  Swam, ate a little, the usual.  On the way out she wanted to, as always, hit either Surf or Souvenir City.  I chose Surf. 

We're upstairs and she's checking out some sun dresses she thinks I will buy for her.  She weaves through a couple of racks and I lose sight of her. I can hear her but no longer see her.  So I start trying to look around and over the racks to find her.

In the same vicinity was a scantily clad teenager (between 16 and 18 probably) and her posse.  Nice tan, great hair, tight, and barely clothed.  In most situations I would probably have looked.  But I was more concerned with finding my kid and I'd already spent the day watching the constant parade on the beach.  I'd seen plenty that topped her.

The hoor grabbed her boobs and said "See anything you like, Pops?"  as her posse giggled. 

"Everything but the mouth, baby. Everything but the mouth"  I replied, having found my little one and gotten her by the hand.   And then I turned and walked away as profanity rained on the heads of me and my little girl.

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Re: Another Kaos story...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 11:26:51 PM »
I wish I had your life.
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Re: Another Kaos story...
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 03:37:28 AM »
I need pics to confirm the hotness?
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Re: Another Kaos story...
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 07:44:54 AM »
I think I could like her mouth.  :gig:
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."