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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2011, 02:12:58 PM »
djsimp, I kinda remember you from back in the day on SEC Talk.  Tell Jimmy Lee Smallwood that I porked his wife Meloney.  He's an AU fan that used to go by Vader, iirc.

Unless I was in a drunken state, I don't remember that. Would like the pics though. You may remember better from having my nose kicked in a few times on teh woopig. Stephen Colboar loves me, I know he does.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2011, 02:13:51 PM »
Unless I was in a drunken state, I don't remember that. Would like the pics though. You may remember better from having my nose kicked in a few times on teh woopig. Stephen Colboar loves me, I know he does.

I can't be certain but I think it was your taint that was being kicked in.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2011, 02:15:41 PM »

:bugs:

Dude was saying Carolina's defensive rushing stats were 'skewed' because of the allsome running teams they played.  Same argument doesn't work for Arkansas apparently.

No, I was saying collectively that they've played more Top 50 Rushing attacks than you. I don't know how else to break it down for you. They haven't had near the cupcake schedule you have. Navy is one of the best rushing teams in the country. Better than anyone on your schedule by far. They have played better rushing teams and have fared slightly (by your stats) better than you. Their front 7 is much better than yours. Their front 7 is much better than ours. There's really no shame is admitting that.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2011, 02:19:19 PM »
Yes.  And your pass D only looks good against Garcia.

RWS is not an Auburn fan.

And btw - we never said our front 7 was better than SC's. I know ours isn't. You're the one hanging onto that one for dear life.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2011, 02:19:58 PM »
djsimp, I kinda remember you from back in the day on SEC Talk.  Tell Jimmy Lee Smallwood that I porked his wife Meloney.  He's an AU fan that used to go by Vader, iirc.

SECX Talk?  What a bunch of fucking douchebags! 
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2011, 02:21:58 PM »
I can't be certain but I think it was your taint that was being kicked in.

I knew it was something like that. I think I may go over there and get my yearly dose.



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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2011, 02:22:08 PM »
SECX Talk?  What a bunch of fudgeing douchebags!

I know, drop a few porn bombs and they get all crazy.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2011, 02:23:43 PM »
I know, drop a few porn bombs and they get all crazy.

The average age of poster there must be about 13.  And they have more mods than members. 
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2011, 02:25:08 PM »
I know, drop a few porn bombs and they get all crazy.

Good crazy or bad crazy? Porn is widely accepted here. If you stay long enough, you can get a nookie special.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2011, 02:30:02 PM »
Good crazy or bad crazy? Porn is widely accepted here. If you stay long enough, you can get a nookie special.

Bad, super right wing pscho types over there, only reason I stuck around was to troll the politics board.

And they have more mods than members.

Haha, all you have to do is ask I think.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #50 on: October 04, 2011, 02:31:14 PM »
The average age of poster there must be about 13.  And they have more mods than members.

E-Penises abound.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #51 on: October 04, 2011, 02:32:40 PM »
Bad, super right wing pscho types
That's what Chizad and AWK call me, CCT, Sani, Tarheel and GarMan. Oh and Jarhead too. And AUTiger1.  Any more facists I missed?
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #52 on: October 04, 2011, 02:37:16 PM »
That's what Chizad and AWK call me, CCT, Sani, Tarheel and GarMan. Oh and Jarhead too. And AUTiger1.  Any more facists I missed?

Where is that dang attackwatch icon?
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2011, 02:38:06 PM »
That's what Chizad and AWK call me, CCT, Sani, Tarheel and GarMan. Oh and Jarhead too. And AUTiger1.  Any more facists I missed?

Speak for yourself.


You don't know me boy so let me tell you something.  If I kill you, you'll be awake, armed, and facing me.

wait what?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2011, 02:39:00 PM »
Yes.  And your pass D only looks good against Garcia.
I'm an Alabama fan. I think you know all about Alabama's pass defense.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2011, 02:41:50 PM »
I'm an Alabama fan. I think you know all about Alabama's pass defense.

Yeah, we do.  It's good.  Why the fuck are you talking about it though?
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2011, 03:02:33 PM »
Yeah, we do.  It's good.  Why the fuck are you talking about it though?

Because he hates Auburn so much. He is probably wackin' his little pecker right now to a pic of Courtney Upshaw.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #57 on: October 04, 2011, 03:04:01 PM »
Yeah, we do.  It's good.  Why the fuck are you talking about it though?

He tends to talk about Alabama a lot.  It's more of a mental thing and so far there's no known medication for it.
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2011, 03:30:02 PM »
Because he hates Auburn so much. He is probably wackin' his little pecker right now to a pic of Courtney Upshaw.
He smacks that little bitch like he is Upshaw hisself
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Re: Arkansas vs Auburn
« Reply #59 on: October 04, 2011, 04:16:21 PM »
My annual post on tigersx

Woo Pig Eagle   41
War Sooie          35

I have no idea who will win, but that will be the final score.
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