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Saniflush · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2011, 06:57:03 AM »

Don't lie snaggle.
The woman has been beating you again and this was your way of asking for help.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:32:00 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2011, 06:57:03 AM

Don't lie snaggle.
The woman has been beating you again and this was your way of asking for help.

Man...he's been reaching out and none of the rest of us could read the signs.

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:40:47 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2011, 08:32:00 AM

Man...he's been reaching out and none of the rest of us could read the signs.

I just hope his silence is not indicative of "falling down the steps again".

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2011, 08:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2011, 08:40:47 AM

I just hope his silence is not indicative of "falling down the steps again".

Up the steps Sani. Wait - snaggle's not a UAT booster. Nevermind, carry on.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:04:55 AM »

The abuse is purely mental.

My cure all cocktail did put me to sleep....until about 3:00 when my back said frick it, you sleep too muuuuuch. You get up now..suffer.

So, I crawled to man cave, whimpering like dog out in the rain, and turned on the tube. I now have videos coming that will make my abs ripped and firm my thighs and buns in just 5 minutes a day without ever going to the gym. I ordered the ab chair too just to mix it up. I should feel healthier just two days after starting my miracle colon cleansing kit for just 3 easy payments of $19.99. Plus, my sex life is about to take off as soon as my order of penXtenz arrives. Oh, and I'm starting a great little real estate business from right here on my own computer.

Who knew about all this great stuff?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:24:19 AM »

GH2001 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:29:02 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2011, 09:04:55 AM

Oh, and I'm starting a great little real estate business from right here on my own computer.

Let me guess....only working 5-8 hours a week, right?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:33:05 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 30, 2011, 09:29:02 AM

Let me guess....only working 5-8 hours a week, right?

Exactly. And I'm going to have the lifestyle I've always dreamed of.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:39:36 PM »

Bumpity Bump Bump.

Back problem has only gotten worse. Spent 2 days of my Houston visit last week in the "Houston Total Spine Clinic". I was certain it was muscular. Was told it was most assuredly a disc. MRI being set up to determine just how screwed up I am. Well, I made it to 51 before starting to fall completely apart.

CCTAU · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:48:40 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2011, 04:39:36 PM

Bumpity Bump Bump.

Back problem has only gotten worse. Spent 2 days of my Houston visit last week in the "Houston Total Spine Clinic". I was certain it was muscular. Was told it was most assuredly a disc. MRI being set up to determine just how screwed up I am. Well, I made it to 51 before starting to fall completely apart.

Damn. You are old.......

If you only have one bad disc, look into the fake discs instead of fusion. They are pretty good now.

But if you have several, the fake ones probably will not work.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 18, 2011, 04:48:40 PM

Damn. You are old.......

If you only have one bad disc, look into the fake discs instead of fusion. They are pretty good now.

But if you have several, the fake ones probably will not work.

Was coming to post that....damn, you beat me to it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:54:38 PM »

A hearty fuck you to you both. I'm going to try everything before I get cut on. You just don't fix lumbar shit very often with surgery. Not ready to give up the fight.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:55:56 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2011, 04:54:38 PM

A hearty fuck you to you both. I'm going to try everything before I get cut on. You just don't fix lumbar shit very often with surgery. Not ready to give up the fight.

Still doesn't take away from the fact that you are old.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #33 on:** October 18, 2011, 04:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2011, 04:54:38 PM

A hearty fuck you to you both. I'm going to try everything before I get cut on. You just don't fix lumbar shit very often with surgery. Not ready to give up the fight.

What fight? The old man fight?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #34 on:** October 18, 2011, 09:24:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2011, 04:39:36 PM

Bumpity Bump Bump.

Back problem has only gotten worse. Spent 2 days of my Houston visit last week in the "Houston Total Spine Clinic". I was certain it was muscular. Was told it was most assuredly a disc. MRI being set up to determine just how screwed up I am. Well, I made it to 51 before starting to fall completely apart.

Good thing you went there rather than the partial spine clinic...
Seriously though, hope all goes well. I would do whatever I could to keep from going under the knife there as well.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:21:03 PM »

Fuck me. I apologize to everyone for the old remarks, especially if it will take away the pain in my leg.

I was taking the trash cans to the street tonight and when I walking back into the house up the steps in the garage something didn't feel right and now I have a sharp shooting burn under my knee cap. Feels like someone just rubbed Zostrix under my knee cap and it's a sharp shooting pain down the front of my shin. I knew it was coming as they grind and pop all the time when I am walking, just didn't figure it would happen in my 30's.

If my apologies don't happen to make the pain go away, then

you are still a bunch of old fuckers.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #36 on:** October 27, 2011, 09:28:42 AM »

AAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA.....Hope your knee cap falls off and you have to walk like an old fucker and children will point and laugh and their parents will say it's not nice to make fun of old people.

Trust me, I know.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 27, 2011, 10:37:13 AM »

Fuck Fuck Fuck, Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!

Now it's a tad on the swollen side and there is a knot that has popped up below my knee. Almost feels like bone. It hurt like hell walking up the stairs this morning.

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2011, 09:28:42 AM

AAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA.....Hope your knee cap falls off and you have to walk like an old fucker and children will point and laugh and their parents will say it's not nice to make fun of old people.

Trust me, I know.

Look here dammit, I am hurting and all you can do is make jokes? You heartless bastard!

djsimp · « **Reply #38 on:** October 27, 2011, 10:44:34 AM »

I got one. Use to, I could sleep on either shoulder, my stomach or back and wake up just fine. Now, if I sleep on either shoulder it feels like I've ripped out my ligaments. If sleep on my stomach, I wake up with one of my two arms numb as shit. I have found one certain position on my back with my arms and head turned and situated in one certain spot that allows me to sleep for 2 hours straight. I hate this. I don't sleep worth shit anymore. Now I know why so many older folks drink the shit outta coffee.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #39 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:03:58 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2011, 10:37:13 AM

Fuck Fuck Fuck, Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!

Now it's a tad on the swollen side and there is a knot that has popped up below my knee. Almost feels like bone. It hurt like hell walking up the stairs this morning.

Look here dammit, I am hurting and all you can do is make jokes? You heartless bastard!

You need to see a specialist. I have no idea what that would be but it does sound like an appointment with an ortho doc is in order.

Had the MRI on my back Monday evening. Haven't heard back yet so I called the doc's office and they have the results but the doc likes to go over those in person with the patient. He can see me Monday. So, I have to spend the weekend wondering if I have a herniated disc, goat aids or what. The key is, if I make the appointment and go in the office...he can charge me. No charge if he reads the two sentences on the results.