Prediction Thread...With Reasons

[Snaggletiger]

I know most everyone picked Bama in the Crown thread and conventional wisdom says it's the safe bet.  Can't tell about Arkansas even though most of their fans will tell you they're this year's Auburn and will run the table.  Basically untested with wins against Missouri State, New Mexico and Troy.  Averaging 50 a game and 517 yards but hard to tell against that competition.  (All due respect to WE)  Arky has a bad habit of getting stage fright in the big games, especially against Bama in recent years when it looked like they had a chance to beat them.  Can the go to Tuxcaloser and do it?

92' Defense:  27

Little Piggies: 14

LSU, on the other hand, has been tested early with wins over Oregon (They're just so fast) in Dallas and MSU in cowbell city.  Love, love, love their D.  I want to sleep with all of them and have their babies.  Sooo not sold on Lee and the offense.  I think the D is going to have to pull something late to salvage this one.  WVU is pretty good.

Bitch Ass Corndogs:  24

Coal Miner's Daughters: 20

Could there be two more job secure corches in America this weekend in Oxford?  It might be two care bears pillow fighting but at least Jawja has talent.  Cold Piss is just bad.

Dawgs:  35

Nuttjobs:  - Eleventeen

And finally, your prediction on Auburn's D this weekend.  Over/Under 24 agaisnt a paaaaathetic FAU???
Over/Under 400 yards allowed?

Until they prove me wrong...Over and Over.

[GH2001]

Ole Miss may be scary right now. Who knows. Just something about Nutt teams when they are totally counted out that scare me. Otherwise, they don't. I still think Ga should beat them at will.

Teh Planesmen    42
Florida's Atlantic Ocean Remedial School   21

Woopigs  28
Cousin Grinders 27

Cornholio Coonasses  30
Couch Burners      20

Stipe Mutts   38
"But we have the grove"  24

[ssgaufan]

I pick the piggies to win in turdtown.  You made a point about the level of competition Arky has faced so far, but the same can be said about bammer.  Penn St looks horrible, and almost lost to Temple.  Yeah, that's right, Temple.  If teh Hogs can load up and stop this years Heisman winner and force AJ McIlikecocks to beat them, then I think they come out with a win.

Arky 31

scumoftheearth 24

LSU will bitch slap WVU.  Unless they don't.  WVU may be playing this game with a HUGE chip on their shoulders due to the fact that the SEC and the ACC told them to fuck off when they asked to be a part of their conferences.  LSU has been tested early on, and I think Lee is a lot like McGinger was for the tide in 09.  He doesn't have to be great, just good enough to keep handing the ball off.

Corndogs 35

Couch burners 17

I will take the over on points and yards given up by the AU Tigers this weekend.  Until they prove that they can tackle I have to.  Get ready for another shootout.

AU 52

FAU 42

 

Damn, I forgot about the pillow fight.

The puppies played USCe hard and made a couple of mistakes in the fourth quarter that led to the Cock victory.  This game will be out of reach for the rebel black bears by the time the fourth quarter starts so Murray can go full tard and the puppies still win.

uga 38

Nutts last job before he coaches DII 10

[JR4AU]

Toomer's rollers:  77

Hootie Hoots: 8

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Fucking Piece of Shit Motherfuckers  27

Potential BBQ Sammich 20

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Corndogs    17

Coal Miners   10

[Snaggletiger]

Toomer's rollers:  77

Hootie Hoots: 8

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Fucking Piece of Shit Motherfuckers  27

Potential BBQ Sammich 20

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Corndogs    17

Coal Miners   10

At first I thought you just forgot to give your reasoning.  Then I read it again and thought, "You know, he said so much in so few words.  Especially in the Bama - Arky game".

[JR4AU]

At first I thought you just forgot to give your reasoning.  Then I read it again and thought, "You know, he said so much in so few words.  Especially in the Bama - Arky game".

You were confrused by my nonverbosity.

[Token]

Miami Dolphins: 24
Atlanta Falcons: 13

Hurricane Katrina: 21
Hurricane Irene: 9

Coach who might make it to the end of the season before being fired:  48
Coach who will be seen packing up his office with a gash on his head in a few weeks: 0

Under/Under

[Snaggletiger]

Miami Dolphins: 24
Atlanta Falcons: 13

Hurricane Katrina: 21
Hurricane Irene: 9

Coach who might make it to the end of the season before being fired:  48
Coach who will be seen packing up his office with a gash on his head in a few weeks: 0

Under/Under

Wait....hold on....I think I....yes, I see what you did there. 

[AUTiger1]

I think you are close on bammer/Arky game.  I think Satans D shuts them down.  They aren't 92 level, but so far so good against a shitty Penn St, North Tx, and Kent St.   They will run it, run it some more, and then run it again and eventually Ark will break.  Until Arky can live up to the "darkhorse" role that some like to mention them in, I will change my mind about them, but they won't. 

Updykes- 34
Rolling 5 deep - 17

LSU is playing the best D this year that I have seen in a long time.  They are flat out fucking scary on that side of the ball.  They wax WVU.  It's not even close in my mind. 

The Mad Hatter's - 28
West Fucking Virginia - 10


Richt gets him another W this week.  Both are shitty, but one is more shitty than the other

I am gone after this season - 24
I am gone after this season - 14

AU's D against FAU.........well, I think they (FAU) score 24 but are just a few yards shy of 400.

Defense is optional - 52
Schnellenberger's fighting Owl's - 24

[Snaggletiger]

I'm going with the over both on points and yards...UNTIL...Ted Roof can prove he's teaching his guys to do differently than this.  For your viewing displeasure.

[AUChizad]

I think Bama goes down this week. Neither team has really been tested, but Arkansas brought slightly more woodshed beating to slightly better teams. Penn State is their flagship win so far and they barely got by them. AJ McChestTattoo gets exposed this weekend.

The Crimson UAs - 31
Albetarabama - 30

Maybe I'm brainwashed by the local media, but I think LSU's legit. In my opinion, they definitely have proven the most with the toughest schedule of the Top 10, with Oklahoma being the only team even close. Hell, Oregon is in the Top 10 still.

The Husqavarna Hatter - 34
Wild and Wonderful Whites - 27

Georgia is Auburn level shitty. Ole Miss is Western Kentucky level shitty.

Starship Troopers - 42
Blackbar Bears - 24

You left out Vandy/SC. Probably intentionally. Most are not giving Vandy a chance.

Vandy is as for real as Vandy can get this year. SC on paper looks legit, but they have not very good yet, struggling with ECU, Georgia, and Navy (more so the latter two). Combine that with the recent scandal, and their minds are probably not 100% there. Not everyone can brush da haters off to the degree Cam did.

I think Vandy pulls the upset and gives Bama something to think about the next week.

Hobbit Lawyers 28
$uite Cabins 27

[AUChizad]

Oh, and definitely the over.

[dallaswareagle]

I have set up a drinking game for Sat night at my house.

For every point the hoots get over 10 (they have only scored 3 all season)  I drink a beer.

For every yard over 150 I drink a beer.

I have my DVR set to start recording from the second qtr on. (don't think I'll be awake much after that.)

[Snaggletiger]

I have set up a drinking game for Sat night at my house.

For every point the hoots get over 10 (they have only scored 3 all season)  I drink a beer.

For every yard over 150 I drink a beer.

I have my DVR set to start recording from the second qtr on. (don't think I'll be awake much after that.)

It was nice knowing you.  Can I have your gun collection?  And hey, your wife's pretty hot.....

[AUJarhead]

It was nice knowing you.  Can I have your gun collection?  And hey, your wife's pretty hot.....

Dibs on the mustang.

[Saniflush]

Dibs on the mustang.

Make sure to post some pictures of it.

[Token]

Since Chizik took over, Auburn has played 7 cupcake opponents.  Auburn has averaged 553.7 yard of offense in those games while scoring an average of 51.7.  On defense, Auburn has averaged giving up 312.7 yards to the opponents while giving up 23.5 points per game. 

Interestingly enough, in 10 games against ranked opponents, Auburn has averaged giving up 309.9 yards and 20 points per game. 

Maybe the issue is sustaining intensity throughout the game.  Auburn always seems to start fast.  Conditioning maybe?

[Kaos]

I'm going with the over both on points and yards...UNTIL...Ted Roof can prove he's teaching his guys to do differently than this.  For your viewing displeasure.

That announcer isn't very good.  But she's better than Ace and Gary. 

[Pell City Tiger]

I have set up a drinking game for Sat night at my house.

For every point the hoots get over 10 (they have only scored 3 all season)  I drink a beer.

For every yard over 150 I drink a beer.

I have my DVR set to start recording from the second qtr on. (don't think I'll be awake much after that.)

I see a case of alcohol poisoning in your future. Have the paramedics standing by on the speed dial.

I think this is the year the hogs finally nut up and beat the updykes. The air assault is going to be too much for the turds to handle, and they no longer have Mallett to go full retard and start chunking the ball to the wrong shade of red. The tornado survivors offensive line is weak, and AJ McBeergut should be running for his life for a good part of this game.

Snouts: 24
Suits: 20

Up in Morgantown, LSU will make their statement as the best team in the land. It won't even be close on the field, but the postgame riot outside the stadium will be apocalyptic.

Corndogs: 38
The land that time forgot: 13

(kudos to Chad for the White's reference. If y'all haven't seen the documentary, please do. 5 star entertainment)

Georgia will fuck cOld Piss up. That's all I've got to say about that.

Dead Dawgs: 45
Nutt'n but dead Rebels: 10

On teh Planes, a tackling drill will take place. I would like to think our guys on the stop unit find some pride and decide to play ball. The Owls have scored a grand total of 3 points this season, and average 67 yards per game through the air. Something is going to give. Congrats to the FAU player that gets the first TD of the season. He will be knee deep in some pussoire when they get back to south Florida.

Auburn: 65
The Fighting Schnellenbergers: 21

Vanderbilt will put a scare into the Cocks, but will come up just short. Lattimore makes the difference in this one with another 200+ yard performance.

The Bosses: 31
The Clock Punchers: 28

[Buzz Killington]

Gnomeo  24
Juliet  20

Turnovers and lack of holding calls will be the difference.



Urinebombers  31
Corncob pipers 17

The Hat's crew will have 250+ rushing yards and will control the clock.



Butt Cutt  28
Helmet 10

Isiah Crow well runs wild.



Fro Throws 62
Captain Kangaroos 24

Finally, Moseley gets some PT.

Push/Under