Auburn Doesn't Receive NOA...South Carolina Does

Saniflush · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2011, 07:33:56 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 19, 2011, 05:33:45 PM

No seriously, USCe is fucked. Wish I had this knowlege for that punk motherfucker that couldn't stop screaming SCAM NEWTON at the top of his lungs.

Dude, you need to let it go. This could become a serious debilitating obsession.

AUChizad · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2011, 09:24:07 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 20, 2011, 07:33:56 AM

Dude, you need to let it go. This could become a serious debilitating obsession.

If I ever see him again. He gets the shovel.

Kaos · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:25:22 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 20, 2011, 09:24:07 AM

If I ever see him again. He gets the shovel.

That kind of ignorant shit happens all the time.

Florida assholes surrounding me and my (then seven year old)daughter, doing the chomp thing and screaming "GAAAAATAHHH Chomp BITCH!" in Auburn in 2006. I thought we were going to have a riot but they pussies hauled ass.

The truckload of Bama fans throwing half-empty beer bottles at me as I trudged back to the car in 2001 or the Bama fucktards standing on top of a Winnebago and trying to piss on me and my wife after they won in Birmingham in 1991.

Two of those were on our home turf. Those are days it's good I don't carry a gun.

Token · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 12:25:22 PM

That kind of ignorant shit happens all the time.

Florida assholes surrounding me and my (then seven year old)daughter, doing the chomp thing and screaming "GAAAAATAHHH Chomp BITCH!" in Auburn in 2006. I thought we were going to have a riot but they pussies hauled ass.

The truckload of Bama fans throwing half-empty beer bottles at me as I trudged back to the car in 2001 or the Bama fucktards standing on top of a Winnebago and trying to piss on me and my wife after they won in Birmingham in 1991.

Two of those were on our home turf. Those are days it's good I don't carry a gun.

You should always carry a gun.

Kaos · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:35:59 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 20, 2011, 12:27:03 PM

You should always carry a gun.

I carry a gun? Yeah.

If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.

The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.

The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.

The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.

The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.

I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #25 on:** September 20, 2011, 12:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 12:35:59 PM

I carry a gun? Yeah.

If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.

The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.

The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.

The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.

The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.

I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.

Thank you-we have enough of them here already.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:24:44 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 12:35:59 PM

I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.

Kaos, doing his part to help this shitty economy by killing motherfuckers one at a time.

Kaos · « **Reply #27 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:33:45 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 20, 2011, 01:24:44 PM

Kaos, doing his part to help this shitty economy by killing motherfuckers one at a time.

If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:38:36 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 01:33:45 PM

If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.

Anyone recall The Rat Patrol?

AUChizad · « **Reply #29 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 12:35:59 PM

I carry a gun? Yeah.

If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.

The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.

The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.

The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.

The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.

I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:48:09 PM »

Kaos puts his plan into action

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 20, 2011, 01:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 01:33:45 PM

If I could get a driver I'd have one of those Africa trucks with the enormous machine gun mounted in the back. Then we could do sweeps and clear them out in bunches.

The thought of driving a safari truck with a 50 Cal and the one manning the gun in full KISS outfit humors me. I may be free that day.

Kaos · « **Reply #32 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:05:08 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 20, 2011, 01:53:35 PM

The thought of driving a safari truck with a 50 Cal and the one manning the gun in full KISS outfit humors me. I may be free that day.

I really had this in mind:

GH2001 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:14:48 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 12:35:59 PM

I carry a gun? Yeah.

If I carried a gun I would kill at least two Bama fans every day. I'd kill so many people they'd do movies about me. It would be a spree.

The stupid whore sitting in front of me and my kids at Lion King the other night? The one who tried to film the movie with her cell phone and then answered it four times "Oh HEY, Boo. Yeah. We at Lion King. It's to the part where that little lion be running around with that pig that fart. Oh hell yeah, he funny..." The one who didn't turn her ringer off and answered probably three dozen texts? One shot. Back of the head. Watch the movie in peace.

The white dude standing outside the theater with the waistband of his pants hitting the back of his knees and his shit-streaked boxers clearly visible? The guy with the flat-brim hat turned sideways? The one holding his junk in his fist? Bang. Bang. Bang-bang-bang.

The big ignorant stinking fuck who pushed past me at CVS yesterday because "heum hadda have his scription back, cuz he goin' to texas in a few..." Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang. Need that many to penetrate his fat layers probably.

The next $8 an hour fuck who says "we don't serve Aubren fans in here.. hehhehheh.." BANG.

I'd keep ammunition suppliers working.

The bolded....thanks.

I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week. Heard it at the car wash last week. Was driving up to spot where you tell them which package you want and to drop the truck off for Bammer Employee #1 to wash and detail it. He sees my TUF sticker and tag on the front and says "you got tha wrong tag bro, we dont wash any Aubren trucks herrr, theyz losers".....as he makes 7 bucks an hour and is washing my truck, for me....I am paying him. Irony.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2011, 02:05:08 PM

I really had this in mind:

That works too.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #35 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:27:27 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 20, 2011, 02:14:48 PM

BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week.

I've been getting it more and more in St Louis, also.

AUChizad · « **Reply #36 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:30:03 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 20, 2011, 02:14:48 PM

The bolded....thanks.

I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

BTW, I bet I hear the 2nd bolded statement at least once a week. Heard it at the car wash last week. Was driving up to spot where you tell them which package you want and to drop the truck off for Bammer Employee #1 to wash and detail it. He sees my TUF sticker and tag on the front and says "you got tha wrong tag bro, we dont wash any Aubren trucks herrr, theyz losers".....as he makes 7 bucks an hour and is washing my truck, for me....I am paying him. Irony.

Read this today. Sort of on topic.

http://opendoorpolicies.blogspot.com/2011/09/saturday-in-south.html

Quote

Saturday in the South
This past Saturday morning, I was passing through Birmingham, Alabama on my way home from a brief road trip. I ventured into Leeds, Alabama's finest truck stop to fill up on gas and wake up with some high quality coffee.

As an Auburn Alum, and it being football season in the south, I was sporting an Auburn University Polo. Being in the state of Alabama, my home state at that, I am very well aware of the incumbent trash talk to be endured by publicy endorsing your side of the Alabama/Auburn rivalry - BUT, this morning, it was a bit too much.

When entering the station, I was greeted with, "Oh hell, another Barner gracing our store this morning" - The first warning shot over the preverbial Auburn bow, by the cashier dressed in Wal-Mart's finest replica "Roll Tide Roll" Starter jersey. With no response, I figured the firing would cease...I was wrong. Alabama's finest fan decided to continue his onslaught with such well thought out insults as:

"Did Cam Newton's Dad buy your gas?"
"How early did you have to get up to milk those cow's down at your cow college"
"Will under armour take away your shirt too when the NCAA takes Auburn's National Championship"

I felt my neck start to swell, but still had no intention of responding to the elephant in the room.

I made my way to the check out counter, passing a display of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, with a hand written advertisement above them, "Nick Saban's Breakfast of Champions, 3 for $1", I had to laugh. Not at the implicit humor of Alabama fans worshiping all that is Nick Saban, but the fact that "Breakfast" was spelled wrong the first time, without the E. Therefore, when added in, it looked more like BR^eAKFAST.

As I was paying for my coffee, the cashier promptly began to throw out the insults -
"Why do you root for Auburn?" - Well Sir, I went to college there.
"Did you study trailer park construction?"
"Could you not get into Alabama?"

Doing my best to ignore the brute, as he did substantially outweigh me, I kept quiet - But I had quite enough at this point. As he gave me my change, he had one last parting blow, "Why in the hell would you ever go to college at Awwwwburn?"

As my blood finally began to boil, I obliged him with a concise, yet effective answer

"So I would never have to work at a gas station"

GH2001 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:31:18 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 20, 2011, 02:27:27 PM

I've been getting it more and more in St Louis, also.

You one of dem therr Aubren fans that had that team that cheated with that ole boy that took that money.

Except you hear it without redneck Bammer accent.

GH2001 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:35:18 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 20, 2011, 02:30:03 PM

Read this today. Sort of on topic.

http://opendoorpolicies.blogspot.com/2011/09/saturday-in-south.html

Almost a mirror image of my car wash adventure.

As I walked away from my car I kind of mumbled under my breath, "says the loser who washes cars at age 35 and reeks like a dumpster." Again - irony. I haven't went back since.

I have since found a very nice, older car wash in Columbus that is owned by an Auburn grad, Richard Davis. They give me a nice War Eagle everytime I am in there. The difference is amazing.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2011, 04:34:39 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 20, 2011, 02:35:18 PM

I have since found a very nice, older car wash in Columbus that is owned by an Auburn grad, Richard Davis. They give me a nice War Eagle everytime I am in there. The difference is amazing.

I wish there was a guidebook for Auburn-owned businesses - does the Alumni Association have one? Then we would know what stores to patronize. May not always be possible, at least in certain areas of the state, but like GH found out - better to suport an AU Alum than put up with trash from trash.

The other response would be to reply with a smile "And what year did you graduate from Alabama?"