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I Don't Want No Damn Daywalker
« on: September 19, 2011, 03:13:38 PM »
Redheads are being turned away from the largest sperm bank in the world—because not enough people want children with red hair.

The director of Cryos International, Ole Schou, said that there have been so many donations made in the last few years that now the facility can afford to be picky.

The international sperm bank has been inundated with donations, but the demand for red-haired children isn't soaring like the supply of sperm.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand. I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner—for example, the sterile male—has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case," said Schou.

Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

Cryos have now reached their capacity of 70 liters of semen, approximately 14,000 donations, and there are 600 donors on the waiting list.

Sperm from donors with brown hair and eyes is particularly in demand, because Cryos has many customers in Mediterranean countries.

Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.
Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-turning-away-redheads/#ixzz1YQX95jTi
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 03:15:33 PM »
Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.


They just now figuring this out.  For fucks sake, I could have told them this years ago.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 03:28:00 PM »
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Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America
Lulz.

First of all, an actual news outlet used the term "gingers", and secondly mention that is "affecting" a certain percentage of the population like it's retardation or something.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2011, 03:31:14 PM »
Lulz.

First of all, an actual news outlet used the term "gingers", and secondly mention that is "affecting" a certain percentage of the population like it's retardation or something.

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2011, 03:32:21 PM »
Blondes may have more fun, but redheads get remembered.

Maybe it's because we suck your soul out when we orgasm.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 03:46:12 PM »
Blondes may have more fun, but redheads get remembered.

Maybe it's because we suck your soul out when we orgasm.

I got something you can try to suck out.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 04:25:02 PM »
I got something you can try to suck out.

Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 05:56:19 PM »
Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...

You can use this.

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 06:51:49 PM »
Redheads are being turned away from the largest sperm bank in the world—because not enough people want children with red hair.

The director of Cryos International, Ole Schou, said that there have been so many donations made in the last few years that now the facility can afford to be picky.

The international sperm bank has been inundated with donations, but the demand for red-haired children isn't soaring like the supply of sperm.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand. I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner—for example, the sterile male—has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case," said Schou.

Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

Cryos have now reached their capacity of 70 liters of semen, approximately 14,000 donations, and there are 600 donors on the waiting list.

Sperm from donors with brown hair and eyes is particularly in demand, because Cryos has many customers in Mediterranean countries.

Historically, red hair was thought to be a mark of moral degeneration and beastly sexual desires.
Scotland has the highest proportion of gingers, affecting 13 percent of the population, but it is estimated that there are somewhere between 6 to 18 million redheads in America.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-turning-away-redheads/#ixzz1YQX95jTi
Vandy's capacity is 140 liters...pussies.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 07:57:35 PM »
Vandy's capacity is 140 liters...pussies.

It took awhile to get there, though.  I started out by doing power hours with semen.
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 08:00:45 PM »
Oh, by the way...two redheads trying to suck the souls out of one another is dangerous, due to the absence of souls from both gingers.  It results in a black hole and tears the fabric of time.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 07:24:07 AM »
Operative word being "try".  I'm not a miracle worker...

Probably.  I've heard that you're not that talented.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2011, 09:46:14 AM »
Probably.  I've heard that you're not that talented.

Not everyone is worthy of my best efforts.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2011, 10:12:09 AM »
Not everyone is worthy of my best efforts.

You should never lay off plays. 
It's unprofessional.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2011, 01:50:20 PM »
You should never lay off plays. 
It's unprofessional.

I can afford to be selective.
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2011, 02:09:21 PM »
I can afford to be selective.

That's an elitist attitude and no way to win as a team.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2011, 05:18:06 PM »
That's an elitist attitude and no way to win as a team.
The Creed does not apply to me.
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 01:46:28 PM »
Schou went on to say that the only real demand for redheaded semen comes from Ireland, where it sells "like hot cakes".

I can tell when I'm not wanted.  Screw you guys, I'm going to Ireland!
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 01:47:50 PM »
Sperm and selling like hot cakes just doesn't belong in the same sentence.
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 02:00:48 PM »
I can tell when I'm not wanted.  Screw you guys, I'm going to Ireland!

You know Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."