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Enough, Chopper...

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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2011, 06:20:33 PM »
I've thought about this a little more and the idea of you attempting to interview Sheridan....











































REMAINS THE WORST FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. 
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2011, 10:43:57 AM »
While I can only assume that the sound of glorious trumpets in your head is drowning out any possibility of being heard I am -- at the behest of others -- going to try again to make you see just what a horrible idea this is. 

Here's the thing:

What is there to possibly gain from this exercise in futility?

Do you seriously think Danny's going to tell you the name of his so-called Bagman?  Even if he miraculously drops a name on you, Chopper, what will you do with it?  Publish it?  Say Danny told you but you were sworn to secrecy? 

Any answer there makes things worse for everybody. 

What's more likely to happen is that Danny sees an opportunity.  He's already reeled you in with a completely insincere dash of flattery. And now your ego is writing checks you can't cash. 

It could easily go something like this:

He'll talk like you're old pals and when he senses you've  lowered your guard, Danny will ask casually something like "so if you had to guess, who do you think the NCAA told me was the bagman?" 

And then without thinking  you'll toss out six or seven of the names you've read on the whacka-doo message boards as possibilities. 

Well that's a very interesting list.  I will say that the person I have knowledge of lives in the Southeast and has been in at least one bank.  That might help narrow your list down. 

I hear ya.  Can't give out the dealio, but I'm picking up what you're laying down here. 

Your conclusions are as good as mine, but I think you understand why I can't provide you the name, only contextual clues so you can make your own findings.  I've done nothing but tell the truth.  The NCAA knows it.

Yeah, I know.  Just sayin...


Two days later Sheridan tweets:  Representative of Auburn media confirms knowledge of Auburn's pay scheme. 

Four days later Sheridan is on Finebaum:

Interesting conversation with an Auburn media member last week.  In the course of our discussion he was able to identify the person who had previously been identified to me as the person who allegedly provided payments to Cecil Newton.

Finebaum (shrieking):  This confirms that Auburn has known about this all along and has been covering it up for nine months.  If street-level Auburn reporters are aware of who made the payments, don't you believe Jay Jacobs knows?  We know Jay Gouge doesn't, he doesn't know anything.  But Jacobs knew.  Dye knew.  Do you think Bo Jackson knew? 

And then the cycle starts all over again. 

I don't care if you get pissed off or not, Chopper.  This is not about benefiting Auburn or doing anything positive.  This is 100% about inflating your own fucking ego.  Stop it.  Leave this alone.  It has already died a natural death.  Why kick the corpse?
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2011, 11:38:26 AM »
While I can only assume that the sound of glorious trumpets in your head is drowning out any possibility of being heard I am -- at the behest of others -- going to try again to make you see just what a horrible idea this is. 

Here's the thing:

What is there to possibly gain from this exercise in futility?

Do you seriously think Danny's going to tell you the name of his so-called Bagman?  Even if he miraculously drops a name on you, Chopper, what will you do with it?  Publish it?  Say Danny told you but you were sworn to secrecy? 

Any answer there makes things worse for everybody. 

What's more likely to happen is that Danny sees an opportunity.  He's already reeled you in with a completely insincere dash of flattery. And now your ego is writing checks you can't cash. 

It could easily go something like this:

He'll talk like you're old pals and when he senses you've  lowered your guard, Danny will ask casually something like "so if you had to guess, who do you think the NCAA told me was the bagman?" 

And then without thinking  you'll toss out six or seven of the names you've read on the whacka-doo message boards as possibilities. 

Well that's a very interesting list.  I will say that the person I have knowledge of lives in the Southeast and has been in at least one bank.  That might help narrow your list down. 

I hear ya.  Can't give out the dealio, but I'm picking up what you're laying down here. 

Your conclusions are as good as mine, but I think you understand why I can't provide you the name, only contextual clues so you can make your own findings.  I've done nothing but tell the truth.  The NCAA knows it.

Yeah, I know.  Just sayin...


Two days later Sheridan tweets:  Representative of Auburn media confirms knowledge of Auburn's pay scheme. 

Four days later Sheridan is on Finebaum:

Interesting conversation with an Auburn media member last week.  In the course of our discussion he was able to identify the person who had previously been identified to me as the person who allegedly provided payments to Cecil Newton.

Finebaum (shrieking):  This confirms that Auburn has known about this all along and has been covering it up for nine months.  If street-level Auburn reporters are aware of who made the payments, don't you believe Jay Jacobs knows?  We know Jay Gouge doesn't, he doesn't know anything.  But Jacobs knew.  Dye knew.  Do you think Bo Jackson knew? 

And then the cycle starts all over again. 

I don't care if you get pissed off or not, Chopper.  This is not about benefiting Auburn or doing anything positive.  This is 100% about inflating your own fucking ego.  Stop it.  Leave this alone.  It has already died a natural death.  Why kick the corpse?

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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2011, 11:40:11 AM »
Or rather, more to the point....

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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2011, 04:59:10 PM »
Just don't fucking do it chop.

K. Thanks. Bye.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2011, 05:54:09 PM »
Just don't fucking do it chop.

K. Thanks. Bye.

your posts are few but they count 100 percent. 

adios, amigo.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2011, 06:43:31 PM »
What in the flying fuck does it matter?

If this is what he wants to do, then let him do it.

You act as if this has some sort of effect on your own life.

OH NO! HE INTERVIEWED DANNY SHERIDAN!

So what?  Your dog is going to get cancer?  Your right testicle is going to fall off?  Woe be upon us, because Chopper has brought so many plagues.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2011, 09:19:22 PM »
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2011, 09:24:41 PM »
What in the flying fuck does it matter?

If this is what he wants to do, then let him do it.

You act as if this has some sort of effect on your own life.

OH NO! HE INTERVIEWED DANNY SHERIDAN!

So what?  Your dog is going to get cancer?  Your right testicle is going to fall off?  Woe be upon us, because Chopper has brought so many plagues.

Sorry.  This thread is reserved for those who have experienced at least one victory in their SEC opener over the past seven seasons.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2011, 12:10:25 AM »
Sorry.  This thread is reserved for those who have experienced at least one victory in their SEC opener over the past seven seasons.

Oh.  My bad.

Clearly this thread is reserved for artards who want to repeatedly make "replies" despite the fact that Chopper has ignored them.

If you don't agree with me, that's fine; continue on with your merry little giggle fest.  But I see no point in laboriously repeating why you think Chop shouldn't do the interview.

He didn't break the news here.  Chances are he doesn't give a flying fuck what the members of this board think.  Aside from that, when the guy doesn't even bother to respond to the dick posts being made, there's no point (nor is there any fun) in continuing the tomfoolery.


HEY CHOP!  YOU SHOULDN'T DO THE INTERVIEW!

NO, WAIT!  HEY CHOP!  IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE MY FIRST POST, DON'T DO THE INTERVIEW!

OH, AND HEY! THIRD TIME'S A CHARM...HERE'S WHY I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T DO AN INTERVIEW!


I want to see some funny shit, not this jack assery.  You guys can do better than this.  Tell me some penis jokes or something.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2011, 12:15:03 AM »
I want to see some funny shit, not this jack assery.  You guys can do better than this.  Tell me some penis jokes or something.
Look in the mirror.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2011, 12:17:06 AM »
Look in the mirror.

The fact that my penis is abnormally large is not a laughing matter.

Don't worry, you'll be able to creepily take a picture of it at some point in time.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2011, 12:25:20 AM »
The fact that my penis is abnormally large is not a laughing matter.

Don't worry, you'll be able to creepily take a picture of it at some point in time.
Shouldnt you be off questing?
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2011, 12:29:52 AM »
Shouldnt you be off questing?

Hobbits don't "quest."  We drink, fuck, and reproduce like tiny Mexicans (no disrespect, Sweets).  Then when you stupid humans come along with your cock rings and magical dildos, shit gets all fucked up in the shire and we have to go throw some fucking nonsense into a volcano for you assclowns.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2011, 12:50:54 AM »
Hobbits don't "quest."  We drink, fuck, and reproduce like tiny Mexicans (no disrespect, Sweets).  Then when you stupid humans come along with your cock rings and magical dildos, shit gets all fucked up in the shire and we have to go throw some fucking nonsense into a volcano for you assclowns.

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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2011, 12:56:05 AM »
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2011, 01:17:34 AM »
Oh.  My bad.

Clearly this thread is reserved for artards who want to repeatedly make "replies" despite the fact that Chopper has ignored them.

If you don't agree with me, that's fine; continue on with your merry little giggle fest.  But I see no point in laboriously repeating why you think Chop shouldn't do the interview.

He didn't break the news here.  Chances are he doesn't give a flying fuck what the members of this board think.  Aside from that, when the guy doesn't even bother to respond to the dick posts being made, there's no point (nor is there any fun) in continuing the tomfoolery.


HEY CHOP!  YOU SHOULDN'T DO THE INTERVIEW!

NO, WAIT!  HEY CHOP!  IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE MY FIRST POST, DON'T DO THE INTERVIEW!

OH, AND HEY! THIRD TIME'S A CHARM...HERE'S WHY I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T DO AN INTERVIEW!


I want to see some funny shit, not this jack assery.  You guys can do better than this.  Tell me some penis jokes or something.

I give less of a fuck what you think than I do what Chop thinks. 

No offense. 
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2011, 01:19:01 AM »
I give less of a fuck what you think than I do what Chop thinks. 

No offense.

I won't take offense...IF, and only if, you touch my hobbit wiener.
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2011, 01:26:23 AM »
I won't take offense...IF, and only if, you touch my hobbit wiener.

Fall down a hill and I will touch it with a golf club. 

Anybody have a club I can borrow?
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Re: Enough, Chopper...
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2011, 01:31:42 AM »
Fall down a hill and I will touch it with a golf club. 

Anybody have a club I can borrow?

I didn't sign up for this sadistic masochist shit.  I think you're looking for the highlighter fairy.
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