Enough, Chopper...

Kaos · « **on:** September 16, 2011, 12:32:54 AM »

http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/Im-Interviewing-Danny-Sheridan-Soon-4276134/1

Nobody knows you better than the people here, Chopper. The people on this board have seen you through a lot of shit and we've all had our differences. But we know you and you know us. You know we fuck around, but also that we know when to be serious. Bear that in mind.

I'm bringing this into this public forum in the hopes that you'll see it and step the fuck off.

This is a terrible idea and can only end badly. I don't think there will be a single soul on this board who will consider this a good idea in any way, shape or form.

You should also notice that almost everyone who has commented on your 247 thread is begging you not to do this. That should TELL you something, Chop.

There is no good resolution here.

Nobody cares about Sheridan any more. His pop went fizzle and everybody has moved on. Don't dignify him by giving him the opportunity to have another poke at the dead horse. All that will come of it is flies and maggots.

You can get pissed if you want, but this "interview" isn't about Auburn. It's about YOU and your desire to be relevant or whatever it is you're searching for. There are other ways, Chop.

Don't do this.

Walk away.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2011, 05:30:18 AM »

Make sure you record the conversation Chop....you'll probably need it.

jmar · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2011, 06:30:29 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 16, 2011, 05:30:18 AM

Make sure you record the conversation Chop....you'll probably need it.

FBomb and Sheridan sounded like brothers having drinks with the off-hand remarks and it's clear to me that the whole stunt is over. Sheridan got noticed as did Paul's forum and it caused a stir, Sheridan was dissed by the NCAA, Paul wrote an article and has reeled Danny back into safety.

It's all about the ringmaster and his circus and nothing more, no conspiracy, no real attempt to do damage. It was a series of open-ended statements that could never be proven by a guy treading in shallow water with floaties. Sheridan is now one of the most anticipated guests on the show. He was a boring segment before all of this took place and FBomb gained more notiriety and has revived a friend's stale career in the same act. Brilliantly played.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2011, 07:46:57 AM »

No matter how well intentioned this may be, there is no upside to it. DS has been exposed for what he is and this only gives him a possible platform to continue spreading his ilk.

Jumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2011, 07:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2011, 07:46:57 AM

No matter how well intentioned this may be, there is no upside to it. DS has been exposed for what he is and this only gives him a possible platform to continue spreading his ilk.

This.

JR4AU · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2011, 07:59:11 AM »

I hereby sign on with the ones who think this is not a good idea. It's not timely, and has no upside.

Not sure what it is about blogs, but it happens. Someone starts putting their thoughts out on the net for public consumption, and they are slowly convinced they are having unique and provoking thoughts. I'm pretty sure it's even happened to me before, and probably anybody else that writes something for public consumption has had it happen to them to some degree.

Shane Corn is a prime example, and an example of a douche that doesn't understand his one limitations or irrelevance in the circles he's trying to run. Sadly, he's encouraged by the ringmaster of the idiot circus at times, though he's also been slapped down by him too. Shane was once "just a talk show caller", and in fact that's all he is now, all he ever was, and all he ever will be until he becomes worm food, which will hopefully be sooner rather than later. John Q. Public with the nuts to talk shit publicly from the safety of a telephone in an undisclosed location. In other words a piece of shit coward, and a run of the mill one at that. But, Paul, his brother in law, gave him a forum in which to put his thoughts down for them to linger longer than a phone call. Gave him a "by line". Then Shane gets a column in some random hick town paper, and writes bullshit about Auburn in the Crapstain report, and voila, he's "a journalist". He went so far in this role as "journalist" that he contacted the NCAA representing himself as a "journalist" employed by the Paul Finebaum show and in the guise of "investigating" he basically told the NCAA that Chet Williams was...what? Auburn's bag man, and needed to be investigated. Sound familiar? He was investigating nothing, and knew nothing...he was slinging shit to see if it would stick, thinking he'd be taken seriously because of his claimed "connection to Finebaum". Finebaum axed his blog for this. But it was too late, the monster had been created, and Shane drones on about Auburn on the phone and at the Crapstain report. He's so relevant, many are glad he's not long for this earth. While others have to feign sympathy for him.

Just a little tale full of my unique and provoking thoughts.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2011, 08:42:53 AM »

Redundant, but I absolutely agree with Kaos and everyone else in this thread. The only thing you will be doing if you actually get an interview with Sheridan is lending relevance to him and his black helicopter society.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2011, 08:55:28 AM »

No DS interview.

On the other hand, I would be a great interview. I'm interesting, witty, funny, and people really like me. Oh, and of course you'll want a photo of me to post with the article. I'll send you the one of me and Cletus T. Judd at Ruby Tuesdays. Kind of plays into the whole "How connected I am" theme of the interview.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2011, 09:09:44 AM »

I heard a podcast a while ago with Sheridan on it. Go listen to it. However this is playing in your head, is not the way it will play out in reality. Dude is going to dodge your question, talk in circles and try and get information from you. Hell, that's what the NCAA claimed he did to them.

I wouldn't do it...

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:14:18 AM »

I'm going to pile on here with something you haven't considered and I hope you'll take your head out of the fucking oven on this and listen.

Danny, as stupid as he sounds, has been in this game for a long, long time. He built a multi-million dollar empire from absolutely nothing and from having no more insight than the average cocker spaniel.

He's been dealing with the legitimate media for 30 years. He's not an idiot.

You are not a journalist. You're not an interviewer. You're not a writer (you said it yourself). You're an amateur. You've got no experience or history. Danny, as dumb as you may think him to be, is a pro. What happens when amateurs go into the ring against professionals?

This will turn out BADLY.

You seriously think you're gonna get some dramatic scoop?

Think about this. If this monkey fuck will reach out to you, how many LEGITIMATE reporters, people who do it for a living have obviously passed him by? You don't think he'd interview with WNSP, 97.3, Thamel, Thayer, WSB, Fox or any of those if they would have his stupid ass?

I don't expect you to listen because you're hearing a symphony of triumphant horns in your head.

That's pretty obvious in the fact that 99% of the people who've responded to your intent to "interview" Danny have recoiled in horror and pleaded with you not to do it and your response is consistently "I hear ya, but.."

Gahhhdammit, Chop.... You DON'T hear anybody. You say you do, but you don't. For once, for this one time LISTEN to what people are telling you. Don't just hear it. HEED it.

When everybody thinks it's a bad idea but you, that means it's probably a bad idea no matter what tune the horns in your brain are tooting.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:40:55 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 16, 2011, 10:14:18 AM

I'm going to pile on here with something you haven't considered and I hope you'll take your head out of the fucking oven on this and listen.

Danny, as stupid as he sounds, has been in this game for a long, long time. He built a multi-million dollar empire from absolutely nothing and from having no more insight than the average cocker spaniel.

He's been dealing with the legitimate media for 30 years. He's not an idiot.

You are not a journalist. You're not an interviewer. You're not a writer (you said it yourself). You're an amateur. You've got no experience or history. Danny, as dumb as you may think him to be, is a pro. What happens when amateurs go into the ring against professionals?

This will turn out BADLY.

You seriously think you're gonna get some dramatic scoop?

Think about this. If this monkey fuck will reach out to you, how many LEGITIMATE reporters, people who do it for a living have obviously passed him by? You don't think he'd interview with WNSP, 97.3, Thamel, Thayer, WSB, Fox or any of those if they would have his stupid ass?

I don't expect you to listen because you're hearing a symphony of triumphant horns in your head.

That's pretty obvious in the fact that 99% of the people who've responded to your intent to "interview" Danny have recoiled in horror and pleaded with you not to do it and your response is consistently "I hear ya, but.."

Gahhhdammit, Chop.... You DON'T hear anybody. You say you do, but you don't. For once, for this one time LISTEN to what people are telling you. Don't just hear it. HEED it.

When everybody thinks it's a bad idea but you, that means it's probably a bad idea no matter what tune the horns in your brain are tooting.

Please read the highlighted above and let it sink in.

Don't do it dude. It's not a good idea. Him and Finebaum are professionals, they know what they are doing and on level of trolling that most trolls dream to get on. Which is all they are/were doing. They trolled the shit out anyone that would give them a second of their time. Please do not feed the trolls.

chinook · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:43:18 AM »

remind me please...who is chopper and who is danny sheridan?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2011, 11:17:04 AM »

Quote from: nookie on September 16, 2011, 10:43:18 AM

remind me please...who is chopper and who is danny sheridan?

I think that's that show with the father and son who build motorcycles but they had a split up.

jmar · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2011, 11:18:54 AM »

Quote from: nookie on September 16, 2011, 10:43:18 AM

remind me please...who is chopper and who is danny sheridan?

I don't know Chopper except by his posts on this site. Danny Sheridan is a contributor to USA Today, a sports tout and syndicated oddsmaker. Sports talk radio host Paul Finebaum gave Sheridan, his pal from Mobile, AL. a platform to spew some negative Auburn nonsense to increase ratings while giving Sheridan a makeover of sorts.
Sheridan accepted an interview from Chopper and apparently Chopper knows trade secrets, has the keys to the asylum or knows where the bodies are buried but then Sheridan already knows these things or thinks he does or knows someone who thought he did. He could be wrong, he's only fifty-fifty on the subject but will submit to a polygraph, even sodium pentathol: what you say he doesn't think he knows and he will even bet six figures, seven if you wish and then let Paul be the intermediary, doesn't matter to him... he's Danny Sher i dan.