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Crazy Gate Crashers
« on: September 15, 2011, 12:45:43 PM »
I laffed.


While Whitehouse gatecrasher and "Real Housewives" husband Tareq Salahi was telling the media and authorities that his wife Michaele Salahi had been kidnapped, it appears that she was off on a journey all her own.

It turns out Michaele had instead run off to Tennessee to be with guitarist Neal Schon from the 1980s rock band Journey.



Neil Schon is said to be carrying on a romance with Michaele Salahi (Reuters)


No, really.

Apparently the pair have been dating, and she went to his show in Nashville last night, and is currently with him in Memphis where Journey is set to perform with fellow '80s arena rockers Foreigner.

Journey's rep, Scoop Market confirmed that Michaele had decided to go her "Separate Ways" from her husband, saying "nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together."

HOT SHOTS: Click here for photos of Michaele Salahi

Tareq Salahi's attorney said his client was devastated at the news, but relieved that his wife was ok.

Salahi's attorney, David Silek, told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Thursday that it's premature to say if the couple would get a divorce.

In an interview with TMZ Wednesday, Tareq Salahi believed his wife was still "Faithfully" in their marriage. He reported her alleged kidnapping to police after she failed to show up from a hair appointment.

Salahi said he got a phone call from Michaele late Tuesday from an Oregon cell phone number, where she said she was going to her mother's home nearby.

But Salahi said he was suspicious and called his mother-in-law, who told him she hadn't spoken with Michaele and was unaware of her plans. Fearing she had been abducted, he told TMZ he called the Warren Country Sheriff's Dept. to report it.

Salhia said authorities told him that Michaele had already contacted them to warn that she was fine and was simply working out some "family issues."

The WCSD confirmed in a statement that they received a call from Salahi on Tuesday night shortly before midnight, They said Salahi advised the department that he had last heard from his wife six hours before the phone call and was concerned because she had contacted him from an Oregon area code when she was supposed to be back in Northern Virginia.

WCSD said Deputy Mike Glavis then spoke with Michaele a few moments after the phone call from her husband. Deputy Glavis was able to identify Michaele by having had previous conversations with her. Michaele assured the deputy that she had left the residence with a good friend and was where she wanted to be. She also said she did not want her husband to know where she was.

She apologized that the Sherriff's Office had to be involved. Deputy Glavis then contacted Salahi and told him that he had spoken with Michaele and she was fine.

But Tareq Salahi wasn't buying it. He still believed his wife's "abductor" forced her to make the phone calls, adding that he was very nervous in light of death threats that the couple had received.

Salahi later issued a statement saying: "We are reaching to the public pleading [sic] desperately for your help. It is our belief as of last night, that Michaele Salahi may have been kidnapped or abducted and being held under duress and forced to tell persons, including authorities she is okay."

The Associated Press contributed to this report.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/09/15/michaele-salahi-runs-into-open-arms-journey-rocker-husband-wont-stop-believin/#ixzz1Y2VqmkPf
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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 12:51:43 PM »
Tareq, we are with you, brah.  Don't stop belevin' and maybe Micaaele will come back to you faithfully some day.
You two will be lovin, touchin and squeezin each other soon.
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 01:18:03 PM »
Tareq, we are with you, brah.  Don't stop belevin' and maybe Micaaele will come back to you faithfully some day.
You two will be lovin, touchin and squeezin each other soon.

I bet she gets it Any way she want's it in the city by the bay.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 01:38:07 PM »
I bet she gets it Any way she want's it in the city by the bay.

On and on and on and on...
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 01:51:18 PM »
With Open Arms even.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 02:02:46 PM »
Look, her departure just means they went their separate ways.  Exploring new Frontiers even.  Tareq said all I can do is send her my love.
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 02:11:29 PM »
Tareq Salahi's attorney said his client was devastated at the news, but relieved that his wife was ok.
                                                                         :haha:

You just drew nationwide attention to the fact that your wife is banging some other guy.
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 02:15:35 PM »
                                                                         :haha:

You just drew nationwide attention to the fact that your wife is banging some other guy.

-3.7 for interrupting Journey titles momentum.
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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 02:20:31 PM »
-3.7 for interrupting Journey titles momentum.
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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 02:25:16 PM »
Micaele, you can't just have it any way you want it.  Maybe it is better that you two go your separate ways, because no matter what, that wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 02:29:08 PM »
Micaele, you can't just have it any way you want it.  Maybe it is better that you two go your separate ways, because no matter what, that wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

I realize the guy is stone in love but let me give him some advice.  Tareq, let her go...be good to yourself.
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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 02:42:10 PM »
                                                                         :haha:

You just drew nationwide attention to the fact that your wife is banging she's lovin', she's touchin', she's squeezin', another...

Fixed.  I am embarrassed for you.  That could not have been set up any easier... TOTAL fail...
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 02:43:01 PM by Tiger Wench »
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 02:43:07 PM »
Fixed.  I am embrassed for you.  That could not have been set up any easier... TOTAL fail...
-5 for tardiness
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Re: Crazy Gate Crashers
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 02:54:37 PM »
I wonder who's crying now? Maybe Michaele just had to escape.
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2011, 02:57:49 PM »
I wonder who's crying now? Maybe Michaele just had to escape.

It was destiny for her and Schon to be together.  They were just feelin' that way.
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« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 03:10:56 PM »
-5 for tardiness

I was actually working for my paycheck, as opposed to sucking off the taxpayer tit, you silly bureaucrat.
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« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 03:15:10 PM »
I was actually working for my paycheck, as opposed to sucking off the taxpayer tit, you silly bureaucrat.

 :popcorn:

Buzz, are you going to take that shit?
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 03:20:46 PM »
:popcorn:

Buzz, are you going to take that shit?

I believe a little test of that boy's manhood is bout to happen. 
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« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2011, 03:21:01 PM »
I was actually working for my paycheck, as opposed to sucking off the taxpayer tit, you silly bureaucrat.

Proud taxpayer tit sucker here. 
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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2011, 03:22:48 PM »
Proud taxpayer tit sucker here.

Not quite the same, JR.  You have bad guys killed for a living.  That counts in your favor.
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