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Hogwally · « **on:** October 06, 2007, 05:34:31 PM »

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here. Your Tigers win big, and nobody has anything to post? I figured you'd all be posting about the game, going over any injuries, discussing what the outcome means with regards to the rest of the season. Instead I come here and find you all sitting on your hands like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots.
My hogs are going to have a little cupcake snack this evening, then we'll see you next week up on god's country.

Anybody think Georgia can come back in the second half? Any predictions of FLA/LSU? My Sportsbook account needs help.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2007, 07:53:32 PM »

I'd take UF and the points, although my account hasn't been doing well this year, so take it for what its worth.

I think most of the folks on here went to the game thats why there is no discussion, all I can say is we seem to be doing much better and if we keep up the momentum the hogs better watch out next week

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2007, 09:30:49 PM »

Just got back in from the game. Man, they seem to have turned it around. It's going to be a good one next weekend. Lester looked really good. Cox, other than 2 bad throws, looked sharp. The one gripe I have about our offensive playcalling is this. Why isn't Borges letting Burns attempt a pass?

The defense flew to the ball and held Vandy in check most of the day. All in all, a good damn day. The hogs had best watch out. I saw where they squeaked past that mighty juggernaut Chattanooga today. They had best get their shit together before next weekend.

LSU is playing like shit. I fucking hate the gators almost as much as I hate bama.

Hogwally · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2007, 10:56:45 PM »

We came out flat, played like crap. We snapped the ball over the qb's head twice, once for a safety. Dmac had three fumbles (at least). If we play like this next week, we'll get killed, but I'm pretty sure my piggies won't come out flat for Auburn.

Jumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2007, 12:35:54 AM »

We looked very good today against Vandy. I was so glad to see Brad Lester back on the field, he was running so hard, our playmaker is back! Cox looked sharp today and the recievers are finally starting to make plays. I think we are coming together at the right time. If we dont come out and have a letdown or 5 turnovers against the piggies we will have a good chance to win!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2007, 12:42:59 AM »

I think we'll be able to score, and control the clock while we have possession. My main concern (if any) comes down to wrapping up and tackling the runner. We get out of that sometimes. If we can tackle, and get Dmac and Felix off the field less than us, we win.

Sets up one HELLLLLL of a matchup in Baton Rouge the week after!

Raven_tiger · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2007, 11:34:15 AM »

I know we beat the MNC last week, but this week's performance seemed better than last week's The entire team seemed to execute extremely well against Vandy. Is that just me? Things are looking good.

Jumbo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2007, 02:15:44 PM »

Quote from: Raven_tiger on October 07, 2007, 11:34:15 AM

I know we beat the MNC last week, but this week's performance seemed better than last week's The entire team seemed to execute extremely well against Vandy. Is that just me? Things are looking good.

The team is clicking on all cylinders right now, should be fun to watch

CCTAU · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2007, 03:17:11 PM »

The post heading should be 'Cricket...Cricket....Cricket'.

Lester would have made all things well.....

Damn Gundlach.............

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2007, 11:43:59 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 06, 2007, 05:34:31 PM

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here. Your Tigers win big, and nobody has anything to post? I figured you'd all be posting about the game, going over any injuries, discussing what the outcome means with regards to the rest of the season. Instead I come here and find you all sitting on your hands like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots.
My hogs are going to have a little cupcake snack this evening, then we'll see you next week up on god's country.

Anybody think Georgia can come back in the second half? Any predictions of FLA/LSU? My Sportsbook account needs help.

I know you're probably not the same guy, but I've got a major personal beef with an Arkansas guy named Wally. Tell me you're not that wally (hall).

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:52:06 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 08, 2007, 11:43:59 PM

I know you're probably not the same guy, but I've got a major personal beef with an Arkansas guy named Wally. Tell me you're not that wally (hall).

I will answer for him. No he is not. he is a structural enginerd down in South Florida. We have actually always called him Wally.

**FOOTNOTE** Wally Hall is his hero. One might even say the wind beneath his wings. Commence the beatdown.

Kaos · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:20:35 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 09, 2007, 07:52:06 AM

I will answer for him. No he is not. he is a structural enginerd down in South Florida. We have actually always called him Wally.

**FOOTNOTE** Wally Hall is his hero. One might even say the wind beneath his wings. Commence the beatdown.

Wally Hall is a fuckstick. A douchebag. An assclown.

If I am ever fortunate enough to be in the same room as Wally Hall, I am going to beat his ass or get mine whipped trying. I'll take the assault charges and pay the bail.

That's all I have to say about that.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 10, 2007, 07:20:35 PM

Wally Hall is a fuckstick. A douchebag. An assclown.

If I am ever fortunate enough to be in the same room as Wally Hall, I am going to beat his ass or get mine whipped trying. I'll take the assault charges and pay the bail.

That's all I have to say about that.

No really though....tell us how you really feel...

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2007, 08:28:39 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 10, 2007, 07:20:35 PM

Wally Hall is a fuckstick. A douchebag. An assclown.

If I am ever fortunate enough to be in the same room as Wally Hall, I am going to beat his ass or get mine whipped trying. I'll take the assault charges and pay the bail.

That's all I have to say about that.

There is a story here that I am very sorry I have not heard.

Jumbo · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2007, 11:17:37 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 11, 2007, 08:28:39 AM

There is a story here that I am very sorry I have not heard.

Maybe a writer's throwdown with pen's and pencils?

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:33:13 PM »

Quote from: jumbo on October 11, 2007, 11:17:37 AM

Maybe a writer's throwdown with pen's and pencils?

Quick version? Long time ago either he or one of his hacks wrote an article about Arkansas and made some derogatory comments about Auburn in the process. I sent an email reply that was vintage me. It was good. Well, the douche replied with some really poor smart ass smack and I proceeded to rip him a new one. I was careful not to go the profanity route and never hammered him personally, just his opinions. We exchanged a couple back and forth with him using all manner of profanity and calling me retarded, etc. I laughed about it and moved on.

Couple of days later, my boss is sitting in my office with a stack of emails that WALLY FUCKING HALL had forwarded to him. This assclown had documented the specific times on each of my emails (there were about eight or nine total) and suggested to my boss that if I didn't have anything better to do at the office, then perhaps my services were not needed there. My boss, a huge bama fan, thankfully had a sense of humor. He first said the emails were comedy gold and he'd passed them around to several of his friends. Then he docked me a day's pay and told me that if it happened again he'd have to take serious disciplinary action. He said he was going to contact the newspaper and request that the person I'd exchanged the emails with be suspended for unprofessional behavior and using profanity, but I don't know if that was ever done.

So Wally Hall? You can kiss my ass. If I ever see you face to face, I will get a two-by-four and crown your douchebag ass with it. Then I'll stomp your bleeding carcass. Raven Riley's fantasy man holds a grudge, baby.

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 11, 2007, 01:33:13 PM

Quick version? Long time ago either he or one of his hacks wrote an article about Arkansas and made some derogatory comments about Auburn in the process. I sent an email reply that was vintage me. It was good. Well, the douche replied with some really poor smart ass smack and I proceeded to rip him a new one. I was careful not to go the profanity route and never hammered him personally, just his opinions. We exchanged a couple back and forth with him using all manner of profanity and calling me retarded, etc. I laughed about it and moved on.

Couple of days later, my boss is sitting in my office with a stack of emails that WALLY FUCKING HALL had forwarded to him. This assclown had documented the specific times on each of my emails (there were about eight or nine total) and suggested to my boss that if I didn't have anything better to do at the office, then perhaps my services were not needed there. My boss, a huge bama fan, thankfully had a sense of humor. He first said the emails were comedy gold and he'd passed them around to several of his friends. Then he docked me a day's pay and told me that if it happened again he'd have to take serious disciplinary action. He said he was going to contact the newspaper and request that the person I'd exchanged the emails with be suspended for unprofessional behavior and using profanity, but I don't know if that was ever done.

So Wally Hall? You can kiss my ass. If I ever see you face to face, I will get a two-by-four and crown your douchebag ass with it. Then I'll stomp your bleeding carcass. Raven Riley's fantasy man holds a grudge, baby.

Holy shit! I'll help you.

D-Day · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:24:58 PM »

Quote from: jumbo on October 11, 2007, 11:17:37 AM

Maybe a writer's throwdown with pen's and pencils?

I'd settle for an E-Thug driveby at this point.

Ogre · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:28:29 PM »

Lurking Tiger · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 11, 2007, 01:33:13 PM

So Wally Hall? You can kiss my ass. If I ever see you face to face, I will get a two-by-four and crown your douchebag ass with it. Then I'll stomp your bleeding carcass. Raven Riley's fantasy man holds a grudge, baby.

I grew up reading his schtick. He wasn't too bad way back when. He moved into fuckstick territoy quite some time ago. I would happily hold your drink while you beat the shit out of him. Oh, he is only about five feet tall, so wear your cup.