We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:42:46 AM »

Cliffs? Blocked here at work....

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:46:39 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 07, 2011, 10:42:46 AM

Cliffs? Blocked here at work....

He picked us to beat MSU this weekend.

Said we'll make the necessary defensive adjustments, and Barrett Trotter will come through in the clutch. He likes us as a home underdog in an upset. "Remember this, it's tough to win on the road in the SEC."

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 07, 2011, 10:46:39 AM

He picked us to beat MSU this weekend.

Said we'll make the necessary defensive adjustments, and Barrett Trotter will come through in the clutch. He likes us as a home underdog in an upset. "Remember this, it's tough to win on the road in the SEC."

JR4AU · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:36:34 AM »

Never heard of this guy before. He has a face for radio, that's for sure. Any cred, or did they just scoop this guy out of a gutter in Bristol?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:37:47 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on September 07, 2011, 11:36:34 AM

Never heard of this guy before. He has a face for radio, that's for sure. Any cred, or did they just scoop this guy out of a gutter in Bristol?

He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN. He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.

JR4AU · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:40:44 AM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 07, 2011, 11:37:47 AM

He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN. He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.

I miss my moral compass. You have to turn it in when you pass the bar.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on September 07, 2011, 11:40:44 AM

I miss my moral compass. You have to turn it in when you pass the bar.

Werd.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:53:35 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 11:43:55 AM

Werd.

Don't act like you ever had one

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:56:38 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 07, 2011, 11:53:35 AM

Don't act like you ever had one

I did have one. I never said I used it.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 11:56:38 AM

I did have one. I never said I used it.

Whatever, you so know it was run over by an ambulance long ago.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 07, 2011, 12:09:22 PM

Whatever, you so know it was run over by an ambulance long ago.

Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance?

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 12:21:06 PM

Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance?

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Well apparently you caught it. DUH!

CCTAU · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:05:30 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 12:21:06 PM

Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance?

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Actually you were in front of the bambalance trying to throw your magnetized business card onto the bambalance.

Physics fail.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2011, 12:21:06 PM

Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance?

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Impossible! How can you sleep while you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

Saniflush · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 07, 2011, 01:06:04 PM

Impossible! How can you sleep while you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

I've slept with some strippers whose crack I got high off of.

BhamLawyer · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2011, 12:49:05 PM »

Who is dis?

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2011, 12:57:52 PM »

Quote from: BhamLawyer on September 08, 2011, 12:49:05 PM

Who is dis?

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 07, 2011, 11:37:47 AM

He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN. He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2011, 01:04:27 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on September 08, 2011, 12:57:52 PM

I think he was talking about the stripper.

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2011, 01:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2011, 01:04:27 PM

I think he was talking about the stripper.

I’ll tell you what’s not funny; killing strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them ‘cause most of them are already dead inside.