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« on: September 06, 2011, 11:26:55 AM »
I will be going to Salt Lake City for 5 days in a few weeks. I will be staying near the Salt Palace Convention Center. Anybody familiar with the area that could give me any insight? Is it a pretty decent area, or am I gonna have to cap a Mormon, etc...?
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 11:30:27 AM »
I've never spent any time in Utah.  I hear good things but hell every area has a slum.
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 11:35:16 AM »
I will be going to Salt Lake City for 5 days in a few weeks. I will be staying near the Salt Palace Convention Center. Anybody familiar with the area that could give me any insight? Is it a pretty decent area, or am I gonna have to cap a Mormon, etc...?

Nicest, cleanest city I have ever been to.  Of course, that was pre-Katrina and pre-Olympics.

The MTChoir has a rehearsal open to the public on, I believe, Thursdays - that's a must see.  And take the public temple tour - there's not much hard sell, and the place is beautiful.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 01:01:25 PM »
everyone tells you park city is the best skiing, but alta is the place to go. 

if you go to alta make sure you tell timmy at the pro shop i said hi. 
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 01:07:40 PM »
everyone tells you park city is the best skiing, but alta is the place to go. 

if you go to alta make sure you tell timmy at the pro shop i said hi.
So that's your dicky job man down in Utah.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 01:16:15 AM »
     I don't trust Mormons.  They remind me of Albinos.  Make sure you don't turn your back on any of them.  Don't drink anything that you didn't open yourself.    They like to pretend they're harmless, but they're really subversive.  You need special glasses to see it, though. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 08:37:53 AM »
     I don't trust Mormons.  They remind me of Albinos.  Make sure you don't turn your back on any of them.  Don't drink anything that you didn't open yourself.    They like to pretend they're harmless, but they're really subversive.  You need special glasses to see it, though.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 11:01:20 AM »


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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 11:53:43 AM »
If none of you bastards have ever been to SLC, you need to go. Absolutely beautiful. I don't like big cities, but I really liked SLC. If you stay downtown, you are totally surrounded by mountains. Very nice view if you have a room on the upper floors of a hotel. It was a little bit of an adjustment going from 8 ft above sea level to 4800 above in one day, but the weather was great.
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2011, 01:08:03 AM »
If none of you bastards have ever been to SLC, you need to go. Absolutely beautiful. I don't like big cities, but I really liked SLC. If you stay downtown, you are totally surrounded by mountains. Very nice view if you have a room on the upper floors of a hotel. It was a little bit of an adjustment going from 8 ft above sea level to 4800 above in one day, but the weather was great.

hopefully, a seagull flew over and took a shit right smack on your houndstooth hat.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2011, 04:24:17 AM »
hopefully, a seagull flew over and took a shit right smack on your houndstooth hat.
Now that's funny.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2011, 08:00:15 AM »
hopefully, a seagull flew over and took a shit right smack on your houndstooth hat.
Come on, those hats don't even exist!
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2011, 09:26:40 AM »
Come on, those hats don't even exist!

BG, is that you?
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2011, 10:13:35 AM »
Come on, those hats don't even exist!
Did you go near a FB stadium? I bet you didn't.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2011, 10:43:22 AM »
BG, is that you?
I figured only a few people would pick up on that.

What the hell ever happened to him?
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2011, 10:49:32 AM »
I figured only a few people would pick up on that.

What the hell ever happened to him?

He probably ran off with another Miss Universe pagent winner in his new BMW.  Don't know.  I think some tried to get him on here early on but he apparently declined. 
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2011, 11:13:32 AM »
He probably ran off with another Miss Universe pagent winner in his new BMW.  Don't know.  I think some tried to get him on here early on but he apparently declined.
Yeah, I'm not so sure that he wouldn't be eaten alive here. Not sure if his dog could handle the initial exam either.
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2011, 09:53:38 AM »
I thought he worked for Kaos?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.