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Keep'n It Real...
« on: May 08, 2008, 01:58:08 PM »
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 02:06:58 PM »
Excellent find!  This link needs to be added to the home page!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

GarMan

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 02:18:07 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 08, 2008, 02:06:58 PM
Excellent find!  This link needs to be added to the home page!

You know wizzle I miss?

That's good stuff...  I think I'm going to apply it to the US Constitution and post it on Barrack Obummer's website.

I'm just keep'n it gangsta dogg.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 05:28:35 PM »
I gots me a fuckin' head ache readin'' that shizzle..... fo sho.     
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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 12:45:11 PM »
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 01:02:25 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 01:16:23 PM »
Niggaz betta recognize
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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 09, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
I couldn't help it.  I had to do it.   :rofl:

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Bunch of racist bigots!  My nigga iz trying to change forshizzle n be focused on chillin' tha challenges of a globalizzles 21st century world wit friznesh think'n n a politics tizzy!

Don't yall understand!?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 05:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on May 09, 2008, 05:14:51 PM
Bunch of racist bigots!  My nigga iz trying to change forshizzle n be focused on chillin' tha challenges of a globalizzles 21st century world wit friznesh think'n n a politics tizzy!

Don't yall understand!?

Don't be hatin'.  We just weed-smokin' wit bizzy Democrats n Republizzles ta hizzle work'n families git aheezee.  It's all politizzles. 

Know what I'm sayin'? 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Keep'n It Real...
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 05:49:56 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 09, 2008, 05:35:16 PM
Don't be hatin'.  We just weed-smokin' wit bizzy Democrats n Republizzles ta hizzle work'n families git aheezee.  It's all politizzles. 

Know what I'm sayin'? 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson
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