It's Here...

Snaggletiger · « **on:** August 25, 2011, 11:55:42 PM »

Went to a high school football game tonight. Yessss....football. Well, the actual foosballz sucked, total mismatch. Rehobeth is a little community just outside Dothan. White flight from Dothan City schools sent the enrollment numbers soaring and as a result, Rehobeth is 5A....which they have no business whatsoever being. 0-10 last year and not much hope for more than 2-3 wins this year. Apparently some money came too because they christened a brand new stadium tonight. Nice ass high school stadium with 2 field houses, new concession stands, kick ass weight room facility and....YES, my brother in law coaches there.

Anyway, they opened the season against 6A Northview, a Dothan school that has had huge success in the past but has fallen on hard times the past 7-8 years. Good looking ball club now, that dwarfed Rehobeth in numbers, size, speed...you name it. 35-0 at half. Coolest thing about the game was 3 sky divers (did not catch the military branch on the P.A.) who landed at midfield, one of which had a huge American flag streaming behind him. Nice!!!

Anyway.....football is here baby. Let's get it on.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:04:58 AM »

I called the season opener at Cullman tonight. I was expecting a great game, but was extremely dissappointed. 5A Cullman was hosting 6A Sparkman, and Sparkman had some HUGE lineman, and Cullman was up 34-0 at the half. Second half was Cullman's JV team playing and the final was 41-13. Cullman has a very nice stadium that is now in its second season. They have the sprint turf, with a nice new video scoreboard with a new field house too.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:12:03 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on August 26, 2011, 12:04:58 AM

I called the season opener at Cullman tonight. I was expecting a great game, but was extremely dissappointed. 5A Cullman was hosting 6A Sparkman, and Sparkman had some HUGE lineman, and Cullman was up 34-0 at the half. Second half was Cullman's JV team playing and the final was 41-13. Cullman has a very nice stadium that is now in its second season. They have the sprint turf, with a nice new video scoreboard with a new field house too.

Cool. So you're doing play by play or color? Radio gig, I assume?

ssgaufan · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2011, 12:12:03 AM

Cool. So you're doing play by play or color? Radio gig, I assume?

Linesman, I officiate football.

JR4AU · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:33:34 AM »

I had to travel to Carrolton to scout our first opponent last Fri. night. Was too damn hot, but football distracted me from the heat for a while, as did some of the MILF scenery. Went and caught another game last night just because they were playing so close to the house. We open our season tonight, and I'm pumped!

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:33:55 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on August 26, 2011, 07:24:59 AM

Linesman,

Me too. I do them off stripper's asses.

chinook · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:58:36 AM »

i thought you were calling the nip.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:20:58 AM »

Quote from: nookie on August 26, 2011, 09:58:36 AM

i thought you were calling the nip.

I'm calling that ass in your avatar. Tell her to take those panties off.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:23:51 AM »

Isn't Mike Dumbose the one who fucked up Northview?

djsimp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:32:08 AM »

Hey Snag, when does Eufaula play Dothan? I haven't been keeping up with HS ball since moving down here. My son says they played exhibition two weeks ago I think, with Eufaula winning but exhibition doesn't mean shit.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:01:13 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 26, 2011, 10:23:51 AM

Isn't Mike Dumbose the one who fucked up Northview?

He coached one year there and went 0-10. I believe that was 02' but in his defense, they had squat for talent. Both Dothan schools went through tough times throughout the past decade and are finally getting competitive. He went to Luverne after that and actually put them back on the map.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:14:13 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 26, 2011, 10:32:08 AM

Hey Snag, when does Eufaula play Dothan? I haven't been keeping up with HS ball since moving down here. My son says they played exhibition two weeks ago I think, with Eufaula winning but exhibition doesn't mean shit.

Eufaula isn't on the schedule this year. They've got Smith's Station up there.

DnATL · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:31:41 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 26, 2011, 07:33:34 AM

I had to travel to Carrolton to scout our first opponent last Fri. night. Was too damn hot, but football distracted me from the heat for a while, as did some of the MILF scenery. Went and caught another game last night just because they were playing so close to the house. We open our season tonight, and I'm pumped!

Which Carrolton - GA, or GG?

JR4AU · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:58:53 AM »

Quote from: DnATL on August 26, 2011, 11:31:41 AM

Which Carrolton - GA, or GG?

Carrolton Allerbammer.

DnATL · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:02:20 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 26, 2011, 11:58:53 AM

Carrolton Allerbammer.

that's the GG/kaos one

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:05:29 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 26, 2011, 07:33:34 AM

I had to travel to Carrolton to scout our first opponent last Fri. night. Was too damn hot, but football distracted me from the heat for a while, as did some of the MILF scenery. Went and caught another game last night just because they were playing so close to the house. We open our season tonight, and I'm pumped!

You scouted PA? Christ on a golf cart... WHY?

They have about 13 players, some of them weigh less than 100 pounds.

Not a whole lot of MILF there, either. Probably some recent grads, but MILF? I gotta call BS on that.

JR4AU · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:10:12 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 26, 2011, 12:05:29 PM

You scouted PA? Christ on a golf cart... WHY?

They have about 13 players, some of them weigh less than 100 pounds.

Not a whole lot of MILF there, either. Probably some recent grads, but MILF? I gotta call BS on that.

They have 23 I think. We have 25 I think. Was asked to do it by HC. Its AIHSA...We're all small teams.

Didnt say the milfs were plentiful, but there were a couple.

No Huddle · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:46:29 PM »

Here is GA we started last week versus Kell in the Dome. We play Edgewater, FL tomorrow. It should be a good game.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:54:22 PM »

On another note, football should never start this early. It was a damn hot box last night. Can't imagine what the players were feeling.

They did have something cool for the inaugural game at the stadium. Three skydivers (Forget what branch of service they were from) landed on the field. Smoke coming from the heels and the last guy had a huge American flag streaming behind him. That stuff gives me chills.

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:17:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2011, 12:54:22 PM

On another note, football should never start this early. It was a damn hot box last night. Can't imagine what the players were feeling.

They did have something cool for the inaugural game at the stadium. Three skydivers (Forget what branch of service they were from) landed on the field. Smoke coming from the heels and the last guy had a huge American flag streaming behind him. That stuff gives me chills.

One more time?