Was PMS'ing with AUTiger1 talking about all the things that actually went down yesterday. Unfortunately, we all know the atmosphere of college football today has become not only an arms/spending race between the institutions, but the fans themselves have joined in like never before in an attempt to use whatever means necessary to see that the other guy gets slammed. The rivalry between AU/UA is at it's all time high on the nasty meter and more shit gets flung on the wall daily in the hopes that one or more of the rumors turns out to be true.
As much as I detest this part of what my favorite sport has become, as an Auburn fan, I still feel the need to pay attention to those rumors and pray none of them do stay on that wall. I have to admit that yesterday made me feel a lot better when I look at some of the things that transpired.
1. Weeks ago, Danny Sherrydan backed himself into a corner, trying to play big dog and put his massive insider penis on display. I know people....I have sources in high places....I've broken dozens of earth shattering stories that shook the very foundations of the football world.....Gaze upon my enormous penis...
Yes, I listened yesterday, admittedly anxious about what might happen and wondering if this was going to be another black eye for Auburn. It's been a constant barrage of mudslinging for months since the MNC. No need to go into what happened. Needless to say, the tent came down on that circus.
2. Ever since the indictments were handed down in the Gambling/Bingo case, the hammer has been thought to be buried deep in the mountains of wiretapped conversations with Milton McGregor and others. Ironically, on the same day that Sherrydan wound up going..."Uuuuhhh, I got nuthin", Jim Parkman, admitted Bama fan says as much as he'd like there to be....he's heard every word of those taped conversations and "Uuuuuhhh, I got nuthin'"
3. Did you hear that Mike Dyer is inelgible? That's what I heard....and he's not even in school anymore....and his name was mentioned on the wiretaps...and I know somebody done paid him off to keep his mouth shut....and if somebody gets to him, you'll see a can of worms opened up like you ain't never.......wait, he was at practice yesterday? Uuuuhh, I got nuthin.
4. But wait Auburn fans, there's more. You know those two new coaches Bama hired this year? Well.....
Somebody make this shit go away and can we pleeeease fast forward to September 3rd?
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