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Auburn grad seeks roommate
« on: August 18, 2011, 11:09:41 AM »
Just sounded like one of you guys:  Auburn grad seeks roommate on Craigslist.
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 11:11:45 AM »
Well the add says there is a move to San Francisco coming so I immediately thought of AWK but I think he's in law, not marketing.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 11:32:33 AM »
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2011, 11:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2011, 11:11:45 AM
Well the add says there is a move to San Francisco coming so I immediately thought of AWK but I think he's in law, not marketing.
Law...Marketing...same thing.
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2011, 12:21:51 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 18, 2011, 11:56:43 AM
Law...Marketing...same thing.

And, you thought you'd throw us off with...

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... a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die.
 
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2011, 12:23:11 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on August 18, 2011, 12:21:51 PM
And, you thought you'd throw us off with...
 

It's a coffee-table book.
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 12:50:50 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 18, 2011, 12:23:11 PM
It's a coffee-table book.

Only fags have coffee-tables.  And books.
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 01:01:01 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 18, 2011, 12:50:50 PM
Only fags have coffee-tables.  And books.

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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 01:04:01 PM »
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 01:36:00 PM »
Books...gay.
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Re: Auburn grad seeks roommate
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 02:28:45 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 18, 2011, 11:56:43 AM
Law...Marketing...same thing.

A selling of the SOUL!
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