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I have 2 extra tickets
« on: August 17, 2011, 02:24:03 PM »
To Utah state

Good news- I just want face value  $50.00 each

Bad news-You have to sit with me and my wife.

Section 49

I'll be in town Friday before the game.
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Re: I have 2 extra tickets
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 02:26:48 PM »
When are we suppose to meet up that morning for teh drinkings?
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Re: I have 2 extra tickets
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 02:51:17 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 17, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
To Utah state

Good news- I just want face value  $50.00 each

Bad news-You have to sit with me and my wife.

Section 49

I'll be in town Friday before the game.

Are you pretty?
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 02:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 17, 2011, 02:51:17 PM
Are you pretty?

Better yet, is the wife hot?
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 02:59:56 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 17, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
When are we suppose to meet up that morning for teh drinkings?

The tailgate spot we hang out at usually doesn't get going until around 11:00, although the guy who sets up the spot gets there early in the morning.  But, because the game starts at 11:00, I'm guessing 9:00 at the latest.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 03:27:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 17, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
Better yet, is the wife hot?

I think she is and she has a big Tongue-her on the left. my sister on the right-some dude in the back.

   
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 03:38:48 PM »
Your sister in law likes to have her collards stirred doesn't she? 
Don't lie.  I can tell.  It's a gift.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 03:44:53 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 17, 2011, 03:38:48 PM
Your sister in law likes to have her collards stirred doesn't she? 
Don't lie.  I can tell.  It's a gift.

Don't know about my (sister in law) she's not in the picture.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 04:00:31 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 17, 2011, 03:44:53 PM
Don't know about my (sister in law) she's not in the picture.

meh. 
Sister. Sister-in-law.

BTW would that be on your left?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I have 2 extra tickets
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 04:10:28 PM »
His wife is a very nice lady who carries on good conversation. That was my impression.
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 02:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 17, 2011, 04:00:31 PM
meh. 
Sister. Sister-in-law.

BTW would that be on your left?

Left in the Pic?

My wife. 

I think she must have lost a bet to continue to put up with my stoopied ass. Dragging her back for games (although she has a really good time). Sept to Dec College football every Sat.
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 02:35:15 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2011, 02:12:41 PM
Left in the Pic?

My wife. 

I think she must have lost a bet to continue to put up with my stoopied ass. Dragging her back for games (although she has a really good time). Sept to Dec College football every Sat.

No left in the picture would be on your right.

You Army fucks really don't know your left from your right do you?
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Re: I have 2 extra tickets
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2011, 02:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2011, 02:35:15 PM
No left in the picture would be on your right.

You Army fucks really don't know your left from your right do you?

Oh, That would be my sister-She grad from AU in 1984.

Since I got out I don't care which is my left or right as long as the direct deposit goes in at the first of the month.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2011, 03:50:51 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2011, 02:39:46 PM
Oh, That would be my sister-She grad from AU in 1984.

Since I got out I don't care which is my left or right as long as the direct deposit goes in at the first of the month.

Who your sister be?  I graduated in 84'.
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2011, 03:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 18, 2011, 03:50:51 PM
Who your sister be?  I graduated in 84'.

She finished her Masters in 1984   her name was  Debbi Daniel  Major was Education which she pissed away when she got caught changing grades for football players (here in Texas).
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2011, 04:30:15 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2011, 03:59:31 PM
She finished her Masters in 1984   her name was  Debbi Daniel  Major was Education which she pissed away when she got caught changing grades for football players (here in Texas).

May have had some classes with her since I was in education at that time too.  Just can't tell by that pic...plus, that was many moons ago.
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2011, 04:45:05 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 18, 2011, 04:30:15 PM
May have had some classes with her since I was in education at that time too.  Just can't tell by that pic...plus, that was many moons ago.

Jeezus, you fuckers are old!
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2011, 04:57:20 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 18, 2011, 04:45:05 PM
Jeezus, you fuckers are old!

I started to write.."Busting on my age in 3...2....1..."
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2011, 05:09:31 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 18, 2011, 04:45:05 PM
Jeezus, you fuckers are old!

I have said before: Blame my parents the fucked a long time ago.
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2011, 05:10:54 PM »
Again

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 18, 2011, 04:45:05 PM
Jeezus, you fuckers are old!

 :muttley:
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