What an absolute dick. You can tell in the photo how disingenuous he is by his smile. He must have just tossed a bag full of pee into the stands.
True story.
I'm minding my own business in my cube, and I overhear a conversation between two corndogs. The one doing all the talking was Hispanic, so I guess she was more of an Empanada.
"I can't STAND that Cam Newton guy. He's going to be terrible in the NFL. I can't WAIT until he breaks his leg or something. He's such a smug little prick. Ugh!! I just HATE him!"
I finally roll my chair back and say "Are you just
trying to coax me out of here for a comment?
She apparently didn't know I'm an Auburn guy.
"Why? You
LIKE him??"
"Of course I do!"
"Why?"
"I'm an Auburn fan! And he's awesome!"
"Ugh! I didn't know that. But that shouldn't matter. I hate him so much. He's so smug. He's so damn cocky! Prove something first, then maybe you can be that cocky."
"I'd say he's proven quite a bit already. Not quite in the NFL yet, but it's coming, trust me. What makes you think he's so cocky anyway?"
"He just smiiiles. Cocky little jerk is always just smiiiling."
"Heaven forbid he be happy. Can't have him look like he's having fun out there. Much better to scowl at everyone."
"He's just cocky."
I roll my chair back into my cube.