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Acquittals????

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Acquittals????
« on: August 11, 2011, 03:50:21 PM »
I just had someone come by my office and say they're reading the verdicts in the Bingo/Gambling trials and that all 9 defendants are going free.  Only site I've forund says not guilty on just about everything and the jury was hung on just about everything else.  Senator Harri Anne Smith from down here was just a tad worried....as was Milty.
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Re: Acquittals????
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »
I just had someone come by my office and say they're reading the verdicts in the Bingo/Gambling trials and that all 9 defendants are going free.  Only site I've forund says not guilty on just about everything and the jury was hung on just about everything else.  Senator Harri Anne Smith from down here was just a tad worried....as was Milty.

That must mean that they have all brokered deals to escape prosecution in return for helping to lower the hammer.

Here it comes.
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Re: Acquittals????
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 03:55:37 PM »
I just had someone come by my office and say they're reading the verdicts in the Bingo/Gambling trials and that all 9 defendants are going free.  Only site I've forund says not guilty on just about everything and the jury was hung on just about everything else.  Senator Harri Anne Smith from down here was just a tad worried....as was Milty.

You're just showing off your skreets.
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Re: Acquittals????
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 03:58:19 PM »
You're just showing off your skreets.

Actually, my halls.  Someone came down the hall and told me. 
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Re: Acquittals????
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 10:35:19 PM »
Actually, my halls.  Someone came down the hall and told me.

Was it your secret gay lover?  Did he whisper this information to you?
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