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« on: August 11, 2011, 02:29:31 PM »
is underway.  Steve Stricker, who has been playing as consistent golf as anyone in the world this year, finished the first round at 7 under.  Jerry Kelly is 2 back through 16.  A bunch of guys stacked at 2 under behind them.  Ole Tiger roars out of the gate with a......77.

 
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 02:33:23 PM »
is underway.  Steve Stricker, who has been playing as consistent golf as anyone in the world this year, finished the first round at 7 under.  Jerry Kelly is 2 back through 16.  A bunch of guys stacked at 2 under behind them.  New Ole Tiger roars out of the gate with a......77.

FTFY 
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 02:35:37 PM »
FTFY

New Tiger sux.  I want the cocky, pussy gettin', majors dominatin' superstar I loved to hate.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 02:40:58 PM »
New Tiger sux.  I want the cocky, pussy gettin', majors dominatin' superstar I loved to hate.

No lie.  He needs to hit a waffle house near the golf course to get his mojo back.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 02:46:36 PM »
No lie.  He needs to hit a waffle house near the golf course to get his mojo back.

Women never understand why whores are important.

This says it all.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 02:47:03 PM »
No lie.  He needs to hit a waffle house near the golf course to get his mojo back.

If he shoots a 67 tomorrow, you'll know he did just that and got balls deep in hash brown.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 02:53:22 PM »
If he shoots a 67 tomorrow, you'll know he did just that and got balls deep in hash brown.

He's gonna have to come to the South side for that kind of score.  They only have IHOPs' up on the North side.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 03:02:43 PM »
He's gonna have to come to the South side for that kind of score.  They only have IHOPs' up on the North side.

Nonsense, it's Georgia.  Isn't there a Waffle House off every interstate exit?
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 03:04:06 PM »
Nonsense, it's Georgia.  Isn't there a Waffle House off every interstate exit?

Not for the kind of mojo he needs. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 03:14:58 PM »
He's gonna have to come to the South side for that kind of score.  They only have IHOPs' up on the North side.


Okay, so this is being played at Atlanta Athletic Club, John's Creek....if I'm getting the name right. Is this the same or where is this in relation to where they used to hold the Bellsouth the week before the Masters.  It was about 4-5 years ago that I went to the final round of the Bellsouth and the practice round of the Masters the next day.  Loved that Bellsouth tourney.  You could actually see the golfers and golf shots.  The Masters was incredible to walk around but I got to see about 25% of the shots I was trying to watch.   
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 03:22:25 PM »
The good news is John Daly is only 14 shots back at 7 over.  Unfortunately, Ryo Ishikawa carded a +15.  I know Ish was everyone's sentimental favorite.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 03:36:07 PM »
If he shoots a 67 tomorrow, you'll know he did just that and got balls deep in hash brown.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 03:52:19 PM »
FUCK ALL OF YALL!  We're three weeks from kickoff, and yall are chatting it up about the PGA?   :facepalm:
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »
FUCK ALL OF YALL!  We're three weeks from kickoff, and yall are chatting it up about the PGA?   :facepalm:

Nice avatar.  The Tiggers are off today.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 04:21:29 PM »
He needs to buy a wife that will let him cheat.  That's what did it - he no longer feels invincible and untouchable. "I'm Tiger Fucking Woods, bitch!  I'll fuck ten whores a day and my wife will never know!"

It's definitely a confidence thing.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 09:36:22 AM »
Bumpus....so I'm watching a little of the last round yesterday and I see this guy tee off.  Normally, you hear the obligatroy "Get in the hole" from some incredibly original individual in the gallery.  Yesterday, I hear "War Eagle" as the guy launches the shot. 

Of course I start paying attention and sure enough it's former Auburn golfer, Jason Dufner.  Had no idea who he was before that.  Wish I hadn't watched the rest of it because that dude absolutely melted down.  4 shot lead with 4 to go and he tanks it.   
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 09:45:31 AM »
I just knew Duf had it in the bag when Keegan tripled 16.  He made a hell of a comeback, and Duf caved under the pressure late, which obviously helped.  I got tired of hearing "Ro Ti Keegan" from the gallery on the broadcast though.  Fuckers will latch onto anything.
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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 10:26:16 AM »
Yep. 

Played yesterday and was on sixteen when they went to a playoff. 

Got into the car not long after it was over.  Had the radio on sports talk satellite.  Not ESPN, not sure what it was.

"Let's go to Bob in Pensacola."

Hello?

Bob you're on with [insert show name here]

Hey.  I love yo show.  I don't too much care who won the PGA, I just din't want that boy from Aubren to win it, heh heh heh.

So you're pulling against a golfer because he went to Auburn? Seriously? Guess Auburn's won enough for one year, huh?
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2011, 10:44:20 AM »
The kid walked on at Auburn and was said to be the hardest worker that the coaches had ever been around.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: PGA Championship
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2011, 10:47:02 AM »
When Verne mentioned that he had already committed to play at a charity tournament in tuscaloosa in October I looked at my wife and said I'll bet $500 he gets booed.
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