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Beginning to Make Jewelry

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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2011, 03:19:48 PM »
I think Jim pulled a fast one on us. 


Damn, that Jim's good.

He owes a double fisting. Gonna have to snap into a slim Jim.
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2011, 03:24:52 PM »
Dammit!  Now I'm never going to get a jacket like this!

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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2011, 03:29:45 PM »
Dammit!  Now I'm never going to get a jacket like this!

I'm never going to get my wolf necklace either.  :(
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2011, 03:40:58 PM »
I'm never going to get my wolf necklace either.  :(

And Fluffy will still have to wear the same, old plain collar.
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2011, 03:44:42 PM »
I guess I'll just have to smoke my own stash and kill Leonardo Dicaprio. 
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2011, 03:47:03 PM »
I'm never going to get my wolf necklace either.  :(

You mean you didn't invite Jim to join your one-man wolf pack?
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2011, 03:48:29 PM »
You mean you didn't invite Jim to join your one-man wolf pack?

Lay off, man.  It's too soon.
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2011, 04:29:35 PM »
Lay off, man.  It's too soon.

For real!
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2011, 04:40:47 PM »
Jim, you cocky mothberfucker, tell me all you know about vajazzling, ASAP!

http://www.vajazzling.com/

http://www.ratemyvajazzle.com/
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2011, 06:18:07 PM »
Hey Jim, there's a person that works for a newspaper in Chattanooga that loves pearl necklaces.

Send me a PM for his contact info. There's a catch though. He only accepts deliveries behind a garbage dumpster in the alley out back.
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2011, 06:22:44 PM »
MY DREAMCATCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2011, 07:21:13 AM »
Got any mood rings Jim?
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2011, 10:34:49 AM »
Jim, I have a few more ideas I need to run by you.  Thanks.



Jim?  Jim? Jim?
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2011, 10:53:59 AM »
Jim's busy with a class this morning, teaching young boys the art of making a pearl necklace.
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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2011, 11:20:41 AM »
Jim's busy with a class this morning, teaching young boys the art of making a pearl necklace.

Sounds interest........wait, what you did there, I see it.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Beginning to Make Jewelry
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2011, 01:06:03 PM »
Hey Jim, so let me be clear here. Are you stating that you are begining to make jewelry or are you asking us if we are interested in making jewelry?

Jim, are you there? I would like to know you.
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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2011, 03:23:14 PM »
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