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Not that it matters to the bammers

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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2011, 05:25:00 PM »
I have your back, Chad. I still think Ingram is a douche, but it's a team sport for a reason.

The Texans have DeMeco Ryans and I still cringe but he kicks ass on D.  Plus Ben Tate cancels him out - and after IB this year, Ben made him wear AU to work out.  That was sweet.

I think Ingram will not be all that and a bag o'chips.  Good serviceable player but this is the big time and he pouts. JMHO.
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2011, 05:33:19 PM »
Then THS = gay.

I was born and raised in New Orleans. 

I was Saints fan well before I went to Auburn. 

But then again, I don't spend multiple hours a day on Saints message boards. 
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2011, 05:52:54 PM »
I was born and raised in New Orleans. 

I was Saints fan well before I went to Auburn. 

But then again, I don't spend multiple hours a day on Saints message boards.
Uh huh, AND I heard you loved the Florabama.
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2011, 12:44:58 AM »
I was born and raised in New Orleans. 

I was Saints fan well before I went to Auburn. 

But then again, I don't spend multiple hours a day on Saints message boards.

This is exactly like me, except we moved to NOLA when I was in 1st grade.
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2011, 02:58:02 AM »
I was born and raised in New Orleans. 

I was Saints fan well before I went to Auburn. 

But then again, I don't spend multiple hours a day on Saints message boards.

You can still hope Ingram falls in a hole on Endor. 

Fuck that Ewok suit borrowing bastard. 
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2011, 05:18:50 AM »
This is exactly like me, except we moved to NOLA when I was in 1st grade.

So that made you what? 16? 17?
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2011, 10:08:50 AM »
So that made you what? 16? 17?

Pretty much.  It's awesome being the only 3rd grader with your own car.
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2011, 11:51:32 AM »
Uh huh, AND I heard you loved the Florabama.

Just the old fat women who offer to show him some pussy.
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Re: Not that it matters to the bammers
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2011, 05:30:31 PM »
Had to revise this because it was a topic of conversation between a friend of mine and me last night.  My buddy works in the parts department of the Infiniti dealership in Huntsville on Leeman Ferry Road, the same road that Ingram wrecked on.

According to my friend the car that he wrecked wasn't Ingram's, it was a loaner from the dealership.  Ingram knows the dealership owner's son and called him up at 1:00am asking to test drive a car, that after he signed he wanted to purchase a new QX56 (sticker price around $70k).  Well the guy showed up at 1:00 am with dollar signs in his eyes and gave him an '08 G37 which Ingram promptly destroyed.

Nothing wrong with this whole thing (other than a car dealer thinking it was a good idea to offer test drives at one in the morning), just amusing and a little extra gossip to spread around.
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