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No Lemonade for YOU!
« on: July 18, 2011, 12:54:53 PM »
Let me guess, the attorneys had nothing to do with this either.   :poke:

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Ga. police shut down girls' lemonade stand
July 15, 2011 1:46 PM

(AP)  MIDWAY, Ga. — Police in Georgia have shut down a lemonade stand run by three girls trying to save up for a trip to a water park, saying they didn't have a business license or the required permits.

Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar says police also didn't know how the lemonade was made, who made it or what was in it.

The girls had been operating for one day when Morningstar and another officer cruised by.

The girls needed a business license, peddler's permit and food permit to operate, even on residential property.

The permits cost $50 a day or $180 per year.

One girl, 14-year-old Casity Dixon, says the three had to listen to police and shut down.

The girls are now doing chores and yard work to make money. 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/15/main20079838.shtml
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 01:04:24 PM »
What a bunch of bullshit.  I remember having a kool aid stand when I was young, and the only thing I got in trouble for was using all of Mom's sugar. 
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Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 01:15:27 PM »
What a bunch of bullpoop.  I remember having a kool aid stand when I was young, and the only thing I got in trouble for was using all of Mom's sugar. 

I often think that if I had been born a decade later, I would have been classified as a tax evader (mowing neighborhood lawns for spending money), a terrorist (making my own fireworks by grinding up rocket motors) and a sex offender (well, it was my dog).  This is absolutely ridiculous. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 01:17:12 PM »
America!  Where dreams come true if you have a permit!
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 01:20:22 PM »
America!  Where dreams come true if you have a permit!
And are white...and rich...
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 01:54:17 PM »
And are white...and rich...

You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason. I believe those who benefit from affirmative action, free grants and welfare benefits are not mostly white.
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 02:01:51 PM »
You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason. I believe those who benefit from affirmative action, free grants and welfare benefits are not mostly white.
I'm staight outta Locash...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 02:02:38 PM »
And are white...and rich... 

Boohoohoooo...  Typical Oprah-esque response...  But, you forgot heterosexual, male and Christian.  Actually, the ratio of white folks in the top 1% of income earners has been on the decline since the early-80s.  Blacks, Asians and Hispanics have made significant gains more than doubling or tripling their ratios during the 80s and 90s.  Unfortunately, the ratios have been relatively level over the last decade for obvious reasons. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 02:03:53 PM »
The Thrilla's are good at teh maths.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 02:05:42 PM »
You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason.

They call it White Liberal Guilt... 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »
I think they should have added jail time and fines to the children's punishment...As long as they were white.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 02:10:14 PM »
I'm staight outta Locash...

Hoover, Wetumpka, Mtn Brook, Prattville......which one?
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 02:12:07 PM »
I think they should have added jail time and fines to the children's punishment...As long as t
hey were white.

So you're saying youre trying to bait us?
 #winning
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2011, 02:14:02 PM »
Hoover, Wetumpka, Mtn Brook, Prattville......which one?

I can tell you its not Gate City.
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2011, 02:32:12 PM »
I'm staight outta Locash...

Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?


Shocked this is the first time I can recall this movie reference on the X.
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2011, 02:38:06 PM »
Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?


Shocked this is the first time I can recall this movie reference on the X.
Thanks for picking up on that...I didn't how long this would go before someone caught it.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2011, 04:10:13 PM »
Thanks for picking up on that...I didn't how long this would go before someone caught it.

Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2011, 05:36:47 PM »
Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?

You just think you so smart 'cuz you can read.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2011, 06:44:28 PM »
Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?
Whenever possible.

Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

Not a goddamn thing.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2011, 09:05:39 PM »
Whenever possible.

Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

Not a goddamn thing.

Man, shut up and eat your big ass biscuit.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.