Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan

[Snaggletiger]

Why do you hate old people?

[Jumbo]

Jim Cramer now that would be a funny show.

[GarMan]

AWK's just a little sensitive.  Conan's like family late at night after long nights of studying legal bullshit.   You insult Conan,  you insult AWK's family.  It's that simple.

Sorry guys...  Conan really sucks.  He's just not funny at all. 

As for AWK's sensitivity on the subject, some people watch porn for sexual stimulation, and some people watch Conan...  You don't earn the title "King of the reach-around" for nothing.  Here ya go AWK...

[AWK]

Yeah, my bad.  I forgot the whole age/comedy differential.  Its too bad your old as shit or you might find Conan.  But speaking of porn, I found some good jerk off material for you.

[GarMan]

Yeah, my bad.  I forgot the whole age/comedy differential. 

I really don't believe that it's an "age/comedy differential" with Conan.  I usually enjoy watching Jimmy Kimmel if I'm going to subject myself to the late night clowns.  Leno and Letterman aren't bad.  The others are just lame.  Maybe, if you smoked a joint, some of these others might stir a chuckle, but without some sort of chemical assistance, they just put me to sleep, which might even be the point. 

To be honest, I've probably watched about 50 hours of Conan over the last 10 years.  Of that time, I think I found about 2 hours of that time to be worthwhile and funny. 

Its too bad your old as shit or you might find Conan.

Might find Conan what?  What is it you're trying to say?  Look, you're just going to have to spring out of that closet.  The small rainbow bumper sticker isn't enough anymore. 

But speaking of porn, I found some good jerk off material for you.

Your collection of homo-erotic photos is amazing.  Unfortunately, it doesn't interest me.  Go try recruiting somebody else to your lifestyle.   

[wesfau]

Late Night Pecking Order:

1) Letterman...he's still the king.
2) Kimmel...he gets bonus points for fucking Sarah Silverman
3) Conan...he has his moments and his place is mostly solidified by his affiliation with The Simpsons.
4) That annoying British guy....because he's better than the remainder of the list, if only marginally.




9) Leno...anyone that makes my grandparents laugh is fucking lame, by default
10) Carson Daly....because he's Carson Fucking Daly.

[AWK]

I really don't believe that it's an "age/comedy differential" with Conan.  I usually enjoy watching Jimmy Kimmel if I'm going to subject myself to the late night clowns.  Leno and Letterman aren't bad.  The others are just lame.  Maybe, if you smoked a joint, some of these others might stir a chuckle, but without some sort of chemical assistance, they just put me to sleep, which might even be the point. 

To be honest, I've probably watched about 50 hours of Conan over the last 10 years.  Of that time, I think I found about 2 hours of that time to be worthwhile and funny. 

Might find Conan what?  What is it you're trying to say?  Look, you're just going to have to spring out of that closet.  The small rainbow bumper sticker isn't enough anymore. 

Your collection of homo-erotic photos is amazing.  Unfortunately, it doesn't interest me.  Go try recruiting somebody else to your lifestyle.   

The funny thing about you, is that you are always the one to go straight to the assumptions of gay.  Which is rather funny, because for someone self proclaimed straight you sure do focus on homosexuality a lot.  i.e. I said I think Conan is funny, and that translates in your mind into the fact that I want to have gay sex with him.  I post a farked picture of O'Reilly, and of course your mind goes straight to gay.  It must be rather lonely in that closet. 

[Thrilla]

The funny thing about you, is that you are always the one to go straight to the assumptions of gay.  Which is rather funny, because for someone self proclaimed straight you sure do focus on homosexuality a lot.  i.e. I said I think Conan is funny, and that translates in your mind into the fact that I want to have gay sex with him.  I post a farked picture of O'Reilly, and of course your mind goes straight to gay.  It must be rather lonely in that closet. 

Not to mention he's made the only references on the board (two) that are associated with NAMBLA.

Just sayin'

But I still wish I hadn't googled that organization.  Makes my stomach turn.

Fuck it.  You all need to suffer as well

North American Man/Boy Love Association
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 
[1]The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) is a New York City and San Francisco-based unincorporated organization in the United States that advocates the legalization of sexual relations between adult males and under-aged boys. It has resolved to "end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen mutually consenting relationships" in spite of the fact that such relationships constitute child sexual abuse under U.S. law, as the minor is unable to give legal consent. NAMBLA also calls for "the adoption of laws that both protect children from unwanted sexual experiences and at the same time leave them free to determine the content of their own sexual experiences."[2] NAMBLA's webpage claims that: "NAMBLA does not provide encouragement, referrals or assistance for people seeking sexual contacts" and that it does not "engage in any activities that violate the law [or] advocate that anyone else should [violate the law]."[3]

NAMBLA holds an annual gathering in New York City and monthly meetings around the country.[4] In the early 1980s, NAMBLA was reported to have had over 300 members, and was supported by such noted figures as Allen Ginsberg.[5] Since then, the organization has kept membership data private, but an undercover FBI investigation in 1995 discovered that there were 1,100 people on the rolls.[4] It is the largest organization in the umbrella group Ipce[6] (formerly "International Pedophile and Child Emancipation").[6]

Since 1995, public criticism and law enforcement infiltration have heavily impaired the organization. Its national headquarters now consists of little more than a private mail box service in San Francisco, and they rarely respond to inquiries; it has essentially ceased to exist. Some reports state that the group no longer has regular national meetings and few local monthly meetings, and that as of the late 1990s to avoid local police infiltration, the organization discouraged the formation of local chapters.[7][4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA

[GarMan]

The funny thing about you, is that you are always the one to go straight to the assumptions of gay.  Which is rather funny, because for someone self proclaimed straight you sure do focus on homosexuality a lot.  i.e. I said I think Conan is funny, and that translates in your mind into the fact that I want to have gay sex with him.  I post a farked picture of O'Reilly, and of course your mind goes straight to gay.  It must be rather lonely in that closet. 

Well, what the fuck do you think "King of the reach-around" means???  Do I need to describe the action for you?  You put it out there for everyone to see, and as soon as somebody starts jabbing you for it, you get all bitchy and turn it on them.  I do think that you protest a little too much.  It must have struck a nerve.  

[GarMan]

Not to mention he's made the only references on the board (two) that are associated with NAMBLA.

Just sayin'

But I still wish I hadn't googled that organization.  Makes my stomach turn.

Don't hate!  It's not like we're talking about the Super Adventure Club. 

I do seem to recall AWK throwing "child molestor" around in this very thread, but please correct me if I'm wrong. 

[AUChizad]

Not to mention he's made the only references on the board (two) that are associated with NAMBLA.

Just sayin'

But I still wish I hadn't googled that organization.  Makes my stomach turn.

Fuck it.  You all need to suffer as well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA

Oh, I thought this was the National Allegiance of Marlon Brando Look Alikes!

South Park fans have known about NAMBLA for years.

[DnATL]

A LITTLE sensitive?  Jeez...making a "child molestor" inference and using the term "colored"! 

My mixed race child, mulatto wife, and I are insulted!

But if you had a mixed-race child/wife, the he would have really insulted you......

[Tarheel]

Yeah, my bad.  I forgot the whole age/comedy differential.  Its too bad your old as shit or you might find Conan.  But speaking of porn, I found some good jerk off material for you.

Bill O'Reilly generally makes my stomach churn; this picture is no exception...

But WOW; who IS that Nubian Goddess that he's standing with?  

She warms the cockles of my cold, black, Republican heart!

[AWK]

Well, what the fuck do you think "King of the reach-around" means???  Do I need to describe the action for you?  You put it out there for everyone to see, and as soon as somebody starts jabbing you for it, you get all bitchy and turn it on them.  I do think that you protest a little too much.  It must have struck a nerve.  

As you, Orge, and Brian know.  That title was graciously given to me without my knowledge and acceptance.   

[GarMan]

As you, Orge, and Brian know.  That title was graciously given to me without my knowledge and acceptance.  

All the more reason to have fun with it.  Don't get all pissy and whine.  Don't be a hater.   

[AWK]

All the more reason to have fun with it.  Don't get all pissy and whine.  Don't be a hater.   

If I cared I would have changed it.   On a side note, I'll let you "have fun" with the reach arounds.

[GarMan]

If I cared I would have changed it.   On a side note, I'll let you "have fun" with the reach arounds.

You'll still be the "King"...   :thumbsup:

[AWK]

You'll still be the "King"...   :thumbsup:

Gotta be good at something