Advice needed

[Thrilla]

So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.

[Jumbo]

I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox

[El Guapo]

I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox

Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.

[Jumbo]

Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.

Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.

[AWK]

Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.

Still trespassing, hah.

[Ogre]

So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.

Either you need to sell now before your property value goes in the tank, or go find some crack head over by Turner Field and give them $50 and a bag of Frito's to 'handle the situation'.  

[Jumbo]

Still trespassing, hah.

I'm a rebel, I would ride by the house screaming I still dont give a fuck!

[GarMan]

You already live in Dick-hater.  How many Obama bumper stickers and yard signs can you stand? 

I'd move now.  Put the house on the market ASAP. 

[Saniflush]

You already live in Dick-hater.  How many Obama bumper stickers and yard signs can you stand? 

I'd move now.  Put the house on the market ASAP. 

He can't.  He would be moving away from "his people" if he did that.

[Tarheel]

So, on my quaint little street that I live on here in the Atlanta area, we have a decent SEC following .  There's a total of about 36 houses on the street, and within those houses, we have two Auburn flags flying (mine included), two Georgia flags flying, and one Florida flag flying.

We were walking home from dinner a couple of nights ago and I saw something that made my heart stop.  One of the new neighbors on the street is flying a Bama flag.

I can stand the other folks, but to have a Bammer desecrate my street in such a fashion is unacceptable.  I felt mixed emotions of rage, sadness, and befuddlement. 

How do I handle this?  Do I go straight for the gasoline?  Or create a false neighborhood ordinance violation?  I can't look at that cursive A much longer.  Please PM me if you are a qualified arsonist.

Just ignore their stupid asses; or laugh and point as you drive or walk by the house.  Hell, I have to put up with an Ohio State banner and a damn Florida banner across the street in my neighborhood.

[Thrilla]

He can't.  He would be moving away from "his people" if he did that.

Wow.  That's the meanest thing you've ever said, and considering your history, that's saying something.

It's interesting in that my neighborhood isn't into the yard signs that much.  There are equal amounts of McCain and Obama signs out for those that support candidates visibly.  I'm surprised that there aren't more Dick-hater people who don't support their fellow lesbian candidate.

I like the elephant or t-shirt idea.  Where can I get one of them t-shirts?  I'm going to have to steal away in the middle of the night to accomplish this.  It will give me great pleasure to fuck with them.

[Ogre]

I like the elephant or t-shirt idea.  Where can I get one of them t-shirts? 

Scary thought:  This is a man who is helping mold the minds of Atlanta's youth. 

[ssgaufan]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!  Thrilla's a teacher?   

[Ogre]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!  Thrilla's a teacher?   

Makes his avatar that much creepier, doesn't it?

[ssgaufan]

Makes his avatar that much creepier, doesn't it?

Very much so.

[Saniflush]

Wow.  That's the meanest thing you've ever said, and considering your history, that's saying something.

WOW!  I am gonna have to step up my game around you.  Apparently I have been letting you slide in regards to beatings.

[Thrilla]

Where can I get one of them t-shirts?

1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?

[Thrilla]

WOW!  I am gonna have to step up my game around you.  Apparently I have been letting you slide in regards to beatings.

Not at all.  Cuss my family, penis size, character...no problem.

Compare me to a Democrat...now THAT'S fucked up.

[Saniflush]

1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?

He is the coordinator for girl scout cookie sales in the greater Atlanta area.

Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.

[Ogre]

1)  I purposefully used incorrect grammar there.  I'm not sure you could ask for one of those t-shirts in any other way.

2)  I am most certainly not a teacher.  While I do influence young minds, I don't spend any time in a classroom.  My preference is that no one actually know what I do because what I post here could quite possibly REALLY fuck me over in my job or represent my company inappropriately.  I'm just like anyone else with my job...trying to take receive money for my business so I can make more on a monthly basis.

So if you know any kids that need candy, just shoot me a PM already, OK?

I've already sent an email to your employer with a list of your most offensive posts.  You should be hearing something any day now.