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Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« on: July 09, 2011, 09:05:02 PM »
Saw on another board and had to share for giggles (and the inevitable defense of this poop from the resident Bammers here)

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Everyone knew that Al Capone was guilty of murder and robbery and extortion and prostitution and dozens of other crimes. But the Capone gang was as adept at hiding the guilt as it was in its perpetration. Finally, though, the Feds got Capone in an area where he hadn't covered up: tax evasion. He died in prison of syphilis.

The comparison is a college football program that everyone knows has been dirty for decades and which recently bought and paid for a star player. The only ones who don't believe it are part of "the family," the ironic name also used by crime syndicates. It has looked for months as though the family was going to get away with it again, because it has perfected the art of covering up its cheating and stonewalling any cooperation into investigation. Now rumor has it that while the buying players crime may have been covered up, NCAA investigators have found something else -- the so-called "tax evasion." And with it they have found the cover-up.

Stay tuned.

Kirk McNair/Bama Magazine

Yeah. I got your 13 Bammers. Right below.

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« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 09:08:04 PM by J. Newcastle »
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 09:09:30 PM »
:taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:

You really need a woman / man. You jerk off way too much.
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 09:14:49 PM »
Kirk McNair is a cock swaggler, but I'm confused by your edited comments.  Did Kirk also have a post taunting 13 shortly after the "bombshell" that you forgot to quote, or are you one of those dumbass AU guys who brings up the infamous MNC claims as a response to everything?
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 10:26:49 PM »
Kirk McNair is a cock swaggler, but I'm confused by your edited comments.  Did Kirk also have a post taunting 13 shortly after the "bombshell" that you forgot to quote, or are you one of those dumbass AU guys who brings up the infamous MNC claims as a response to everything?
Probably has to do with uat's SID making up your Championships back in '84, and Kirk making up more bammer bullshit.

Hey rws, remind me again, which side is trying to ruin the Iron Bowl rivalry by making up bullshit stories?
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 11:29:50 PM »
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Stay tuned.

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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 11:38:54 PM »
So, if bammers have so many "inside the NCAA" sources...then why have they been on NCAA probation for the past 17 YEARS??

Also, if Auburn has "perfected the art of covering (tracks)"...then how is it that the Scott Moores and Kirk McNairs of the retard nation get their hands on so much information??

A wise man once said, "a hit dog hollers."  The uaters are hollering pretty loud.
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 02:19:43 AM »
So, if bammers have so many "inside the NCAA" sources...then why have they been on NCAA probation for the past 17 YEARS??

Also, if Auburn has "perfected the art of covering (tracks)"...then how is it that the Scott Moores and Kirk McNairs of the retard nation get their hands on so much information??

A wise man once said, "a hit dog hollers."  The uaters are hollering pretty loud.

Didn't the wise man say a "bit" dog hollers? 

Or do we know different wise men?
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 06:46:46 AM »
Didn't the wise man say a "bit" dog hollers? 

Or do we know different wise men?
Nope, it's "a hit dog will holler."
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 09:32:16 AM »
are you one of those dumbass AU guys who brings up the infamous MNC claims as a response to everything?

Aren't you supposed to be poisoning a tree or something now?
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 12:15:17 PM »
Aren't you supposed to be poisoning a tree or something now?

And the retort is a comment about trees being poisoned.  I guess that answers my question. 
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2011, 12:17:00 PM »
Didn't the wise man say a "bit" dog hollers? 

Or do we know different wise men?

Don't ask questions, just give him the fist bump.  And don't forget to explode it. 
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2011, 12:59:49 PM »
And the retort is a comment about trees being poisoned.  I guess that answers my question.

Good grief, Sparky, take a joke. I was simply responding to your "are you one of those Auburn fans" line with a good natured ribbing.  :poke:

Don't fret. Your joy will soon be restored. After all, your team has MFBATR.  :bar:
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2011, 05:57:01 PM »
Don't ask questions, just give him the fist bump.  And don't forget to explode it. 
It's "a hit dog will holler"...you stupid, fucking retarded, updyke.
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2011, 06:02:24 PM »
It's "a hit dog will holler"...you stupid, fucking retarded, updyke.

You see Kaos?  People get angry when you forget to explode it.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2011, 06:21:29 PM »
You see Kaos?  People get angry when you forget to explode it.
I don't get angry anymore, I don't like myself when I've gotten angry in the past...I become very destructive.  Life is too fuckin short to get angry and destroy things.
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Re: Kirk McNair - Updyke Magazine - Making More Stuff Up
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 11:36:06 AM »
So, if bammers have so many "inside the NCAA" sources...then why have they been on NCAA probation for the past 17 YEARS??

Also, if Auburn has "perfected the art of covering (tracks)"...then how is it that the Scott Moores and Kirk McNairs of the retard nation get their hands on so much information??

A wise man once said, "a hit dog hollers."  The uaters are hollering pretty loud.

Not once has any of these cocksuckers provided proof, a document, a picture, a URL....anything.
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 12:00:15 PM »
Not once has any of these cocksuckers provided proof, a document, a picture, a URL....anything.

Yeah.  I mean, at least the Gadsden packet had pictures of random VIN numbers.
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