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So, I'm Driving Along...
« on: July 07, 2011, 01:51:30 PM »
listening to our local sports talk guy today and who does he have on as his first guest?

Bullet Bob Armstrong.  72 years old.  Sounds like it and whistles every time he pronounces an S.  And the guy has a match in the Ozark Alabama Civic Center this Saturday night.  Doors open at 8:00 p.m.

I laffed but as an old wrasslin' fan myself, it was kind of cool listening to some of the stories of the good old days.  Funny thing is, he still talks like the matches are real and they don't know the outcome.  72 and apparently senile too.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 02:00:11 PM »
listening to our local sports talk guy today and who does he have on as his first guest?

Bullet Bob Armstrong.  72 years old.  Sounds like it and whistles every time he pronounces an S.  And the guy has a match in the Ozark Alabama Civic Center this Saturday night.  Doors open at 8:00 p.m.

I laffed but as an old wrasslin' fan myself, it was kind of cool listening to some of the stories of the good old days.  Funny thing is, he still talks like the matches are real and they don't know the outcome.  72 and apparently senile too.



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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 02:03:04 PM »



Consider your warn meter spiked, Mister
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 02:03:58 PM »
And I'll add:

     
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 02:07:37 PM »
listening to our local sports talk guy today and who does he have on as his first guest?

Bullet Bob Armstrong.  72 years old.  Sounds like it and whistles every time he pronounces an S.  And the guy has a match in the Ozark Alabama Civic Center this Saturday night.  Doors open at 8:00 p.m.

I laffed but as an old wrasslin' fan myself, it was kind of cool listening to some of the stories of the good old days.  Funny thing is, he still talks like the matches are real and they don't know the outcome.  72 and apparently senile too.
Bullet Bob was the shnizit of the Boutwell Auditorium.  Gordon Solie knows.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 02:09:50 PM »
Consider your warn meter spiked, Mister

Damn, again!
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 02:23:35 PM »
Damn, again!

You're now on double secret probabtion. 
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 02:26:38 PM »
You're now on double secret probabtion.

Fuck, my bad!
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 03:05:36 PM »
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 03:11:34 PM »
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 03:11:49 PM »


I heard snaggle loveeeeeeeeeesssssssss the cock.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 03:20:59 PM »


I heard snaggle loveeeeeeeeeesssssssss the cock.

Damn it man.  Get your extended words spelled correctly.  By your spelling, people would interpret to mean that I lovEEEEEEEEEESSSS the cock.  The accent is on the E and S as opposed to the more appropriate O.  For instance, too often I see mullets attempt to extend their mating call of Roll Tide in the same incorrect manner ie, Roll Tideeeeeeeeeeee.  Doesn't look right, does it. 

Therefore, the correct spelling would be "Snaggle looooooooooooovves teh cock".  Now that's the way it should be.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 03:22:13 PM »
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2011, 04:12:27 PM »
Says the author of War and Peace

War and Peace sounds a lot more interesting than a semi-toothless 72 year old wrassler.

Oh...wait...what's that?  I hear something coming:

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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2011, 04:26:24 PM »
You peoples don't understand true entertainment.  1980's Rasslin was the bombdiggity.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2011, 04:35:51 PM »
You peoples don't understand true entertainment.  1980's Rasslin was the bombdiggity.

This man knows.

And my choke-a-bitch list is steadily becoming long and distinguished....like my johnson.
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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2011, 04:39:53 PM »
You peoples don't understand true entertainment.  1980's Rasslin was the bombdiggity.

In the 1980's?  Yeah, they were entertaining.  Now?  Not so much.

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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2011, 06:00:23 PM »
In the 1980's?  Yeah, they were entertaining.  Now?  Not so much.



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Re: So, I'm Driving Along...
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2011, 06:45:16 PM »


I heard snaggle loveeeeeeeeeesssssssss the cock.

Well, he certainly looks insatiable.

Thank you, cocksucker, for setting the record straight on the extended words.
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